catfish 62

Duh...

Man, this guy desperately could use the help of an agent and publicist. ...

That sucks especially since you asked. My employer just pointed to the employer handbook as their reasoning, claiming there is typically a waiting period to enroll in benefits at companies but at this company, they let you enroll the day of your first day. Because of that, they terminate same day. ...

[quote]I’ll take it you skipped over the part where OP said premiums have already been deducted. fricking boomer.[/quote] Lol. And glossed over where I said I had been there for a decade. Bait set. ...

[quote]also super interesting choice to change jobs while your wife is giving birth[/quote] She isn’t giving birth. She’s 2 months pregnant. I am covered under COBRA and will be covered under new employers plan in 7 days. ...

[quote]Does your company have over 50 EE's?[/quote] They had around 5k employees. They made my last day Thursday and are pro rating me back the premium payment I have already made. :lol:...

[quote]Did you give two weeks notice or just one day?[/quote] Gave two weeks. They said work until next Wednesday, then next correspondence was Thursday would be my last day. There are about 15 ppl in the office of 200 offices at any given time and this troll woman came out of no where to be ...

[quote]Don't they have to offer cobra[/quote] Yea, I have COBRA and will be enrolled in new plan in 7 days. It isn’t an issue, just thought it was funny they went from saying “we can’t lose you, please don’t do this” to “ok your medical is cancelled right now”. :lol:...

[quote]How large is this company?[/quote] $100Bn publicly traded financial institution ...

After ten years of service at my job, I resigned my post Wednesday afternoon to start something new for a company that doesn’t have a presence in the same market but is in same industry. My boss, who was one of 3 original founders calls and offers more money to stay. I politely decline. He says ...

you'll either part with it, end up in receivership and get wiped out, or get a haircut on the investment if jpm buys it...

Frc in my opinion for one. Are they just gonna let every bank that funds the venture industry fail? So the response to liquidity and concentration issues is for every startup / VC backed company to all goto JPM, creating…..industry concentration?...

Looks like they will be testing out the Feds new borrowing program ...

Either they got bought and the acquiring bank resolves the uninsured portion based on their balance sheet, or the Fed bails them out and passed the cost onto banks who will inevitable pass it along to consumers by way of products...

Pretty soon we won’t be talking about college loan forgiveness, we’ll be talking about bank loan forgiveness. ...

So they are gonna lend against every banks unrealized under water bond portfolio at par and just hold to maturity if they have to ? Sick ...

[quote]This is the easiest decision ever for JPM or HSBC. [/quote] Had heard RBC and JPM put in bids. PNC did not ...

[quote]But don’t worry they said it’s definitely 100% not a bail-out[/quote] No instead they said it’d be paid for by a special assessment on banks :lol: which definitely means the banks won’t pass down the costs…...

Guess SVB didn’t find a buyer since the gov is gonna foot the bill now (and eventually tax payers)...

[quote]Is this the bank that lets people finance furniture over 108 payments?[/quote] Haha, dunno. They financed all the taxi medallions in Manhattan at one point. ...