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Silliest Reason for a Break-up

Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:54 pm
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53084 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:54 pm
My girlfriend of two years has broken up with me because I wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.

I think it's something else.
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
702 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:55 pm to
She seems like a lot of fun.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3161 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:55 pm to
Somebody's painting her lobby.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
16964 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:55 pm to
My gf broke up with me because “I never get off of TD.”
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
1058 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:55 pm to
Because I already know we aren’t going to get married (this was in HS)
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14361 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:56 pm to
I wouldn't let her dog on my bed or couches.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70960 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:57 pm to
I broke up with a girl I was dating because she said "huh" to much. Like way too much.
I asked her if it was tourettes it was so much.
Plus she only talked about her job. It was so bad I was missing my ex wife. Lol.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20327 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:57 pm to
I finally had enough

My crazy latina college girfriend had slapped me and run out of my room after she woke up from a dream where I had cheated on her.

The final bridge too far, but wow, she was an absolute compliant freak.

Had to be done though.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
9502 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:57 pm to
I once broke up with a girl because she ate her peas with a fork.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
16129 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:57 pm to
She wanted to spend more time at Sherwin-Williams for a reason and it probably wasn’t for their fall pallette.
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
2503 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

My girlfriend of two years has broken up with me because I wouldn't let her paint the lobby of my store.

You should let her paint the lobby and breakup with her when she finishes it.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
87105 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

I once broke up with a girl because she ate her peas with a fork.
did she scoop the fork underneath or did she jab at it and make little pea shish-ka-bobs on the tines?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
172339 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

I think it's something else.


probably you creeping on walmart womens.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
14400 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:01 pm to
Mine broke up with me because I sent the wrong emoji to her text
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
5360 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:01 pm to
She'll be back
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
92035 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:02 pm to
I broke up with a girl in HS because she cut her long, beautiful hair to something really short. Changed the look of her altogether...
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
49935 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I broke up with a girl I was dating because she said "huh" to much. Like way too much.
I asked her if it was tourettes it was so much.
Plus she only talked about her job. It was so bad I was missing my ex wife. Lol.


Napoleon: "I think we should break up"

Napoleon's Girlfriend: "Huh?"
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
81716 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:03 pm to
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
14612 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:04 pm to
We broke up because I wouldn't vote in 2016.
"It was her turn"
Posted by RandomPoster
Member since Sep 2024
248 posts
Posted on 9/18/24 at 3:05 pm to
She wanted kids, I didn't, and apparently a guinea pig was "not enough compromise"
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