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The Unsolved Mystery of Obama’s Mother

Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:47 am
Posted by glassart
Member since Apr 2021
588 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:47 am
1) Unattractive borderline ugly woman marries
2) The second most powerful black man in Kenya then as a single mother marries
3). The most wealthy brown man in Indonesia.

Both men had the opportunity and access to the world’s most beautiful women but chose Obama’s momma.

Explain.
Posted by Sweet Pickles
Member since Mar 2017
429 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:49 am to
Pussy is undefeated
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64590 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:49 am to
It’s undefeated
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
15522 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:49 am to
Beelzebub

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
172763 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:50 am to
And then they killed her so she couldn't out where Obama was born.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
104784 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:54 am to
Satan works in mysterious ways.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4903 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 8:54 am to
She was CIA
Posted by glassart
Member since Apr 2021
588 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:00 am to
Da poosie that makes other men jealous is undefeated. Nobody is running around singing Jesse’s Girl type songs about Obama’s momma.

We’re talking about two rich and powerful men who have access to high value women. Booboo and Tboop gotta take what he can get. These guys weren’t simps.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7821 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:03 am to
His real daddy is Frank Marshall Davis.
Posted by Knartfocker
Member since Jun 2020
1587 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:06 am to
Many men have slept with absolute trolls after consuming plenty of alcohol above their tolerance level
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
46345 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:13 am to
quote:

His real daddy is Frank Marshall Davis.

THIS is the real fact - (from admittedly limited analysis back in the day, and noting some similarities.) - fits the requirement for a Manchurian Candidate.

ALSO - I just heard yesterday, for the first time, that the two Obama kids were both by artificial IVF.

something really screwy here - maybe.

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
133833 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:13 am to
quote:

1) Unattractive borderline ugly woman marries
2) The second most powerful black man in Kenya then as a single mother marries
3). The most wealthy brown man in Indonesia.

Both men had the opportunity and access to the world’s most beautiful women but chose Obama’s momma.

Explain.


Posted by tagatose
South Carolina
Member since Oct 2005
2025 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:29 am to
Dunno

But its curious to me how grandma died before 1st election and after a visit from him.

Maybe she could've explained it to you.
Posted by theballguy
tMoral compass of poliboard
Member since Oct 2011
19883 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:31 am to
quote:

Explain


I'll go with "pussy", Alex.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
60738 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 9:39 am to
Almost all of the interracial marriages in the 50's were communists. The Dunhams were big into the commie cells in America, so it's more a merger of that than someone choosing a wife based on looks.
Posted by Hennigan
Member since Jan 2020
1206 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:05 am to
She's obviously intelligence. Probably arranged / sham marriages or something weird for sure.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84970 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Both men had the opportunity and access to the world’s most beautiful women but chose Obama’s momma.

Explain.


Eager beats pretty 10/10 times.
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11501 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:06 am to
quote:

Both men had the opportunity and access to the world’s most beautiful women but chose Obama’s momma. Explain.

quote:

“She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.”

Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
107769 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:13 am to
quote:

2) The second most powerful black man in Kenya then as a single mother marries 3). The most wealthy brown man in Indonesia.


Where you getting this?

I know both were sort of up in the professional/government class of the third world, but this seems like a bit of a stretch.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
23481 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:17 am to
need pics of all to fully understand
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