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Last night, my wife…
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:18 pm
,,,and I got home from a trip. My brother’s kids were using our pool so we went back to socialize. His little girl was trying to do backflips without success.
My wife got on the diving board, fully clothed, with her back to the pool and her toes on the edge of the board. This got my attention. To demonstrate how the flip was done, she bent her knees and demonstrated the first part of the movement - extend legs and throw arms back over your head. She arrested the demonstration at that point, but it was too late. You can guess the rest.
I sincerely wish I had a video to share because it was glorious.
My wife got on the diving board, fully clothed, with her back to the pool and her toes on the edge of the board. This got my attention. To demonstrate how the flip was done, she bent her knees and demonstrated the first part of the movement - extend legs and throw arms back over your head. She arrested the demonstration at that point, but it was too late. You can guess the rest.
I sincerely wish I had a video to share because it was glorious.
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Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:20 pm to Penrod
That was the most anticlimactic finish I’ve ever heard.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:21 pm to tigerbutt
That's not her first anticlimactic finish.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:22 pm to Penrod
Your wife shouldn't drink so much
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:22 pm to Penrod
At least you can say you got her wet.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:22 pm to Penrod
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Last night, my wife…
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she bent her knees and demonstrated the first part of the movement
Hawk Tuah
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:25 pm to Penrod
Your sweet wife. I bet it was hilarious!
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:27 pm to Penrod
Swimming fully clothed is much more difficult than you can imagine
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:30 pm to Penrod
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Last night, my wife…
…fell backwards into the pool fully clothed.
Did I miss anything?
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:42 pm to Penrod
This place is dying.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:48 pm to Penrod
You do know we are anonymous internet personalities right? Should probably seek some therapy.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:50 pm to Penrod
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Last night, my wife…
…we let the whiskey talk
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:50 pm to Penrod
cool story bro
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:51 pm to Penrod
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Penrod
Are you slow boy?
Posted on 8/18/24 at 2:55 pm to Penrod
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wife
pics?
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:07 pm to Penrod
Neat.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:35 pm to jrodLSUke
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That's not her first anticlimactic finish.
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:46 pm to Penrod
Pics?
Posted on 8/18/24 at 3:47 pm to Penrod
quote:pics? just how big a girl is she? any water left in the pool?
my wife
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