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Things they don't tell you about having kids...
Posted on 8/14/24 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 6:57 pm
The amount of time you get hit in the nuts.
I bet I've been hit in the nuts around 250 times in past 2 years. These kids do not want another sibling. They're almost 3 and 1.5.
Everyday they manage to flop on me. Kick me. Run at me when I'm not looking. Throw a baseball at you as hard as they can 6 inches away.
You're never prepared and it always hurts like absolute hell.
I bet I've been hit in the nuts around 250 times in past 2 years. These kids do not want another sibling. They're almost 3 and 1.5.
Everyday they manage to flop on me. Kick me. Run at me when I'm not looking. Throw a baseball at you as hard as they can 6 inches away.
You're never prepared and it always hurts like absolute hell.
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Posted on 8/14/24 at 6:58 pm to DiamondDog
Wife wants a third, so I welcome the strikes from my 3 and 1 year old. Let's stop this plan.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:01 pm to DiamondDog
Sometimes you don't bond immediately, and that's OK.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:02 pm to TheNolaClap
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Wife wants a third
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Let's stop this plan
Whatever it takes.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:02 pm to HoustonChick86
I had the same problem with people I met on this board
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:05 pm to DiamondDog
Before I had kids I could count on one hand the number times of doubled over in pain from nut shots.
Not anymore
Easily the worst was a week after a vasectomy, I was at my 4y.o. son's soccer practice and he got all excited and ran over to me and tried to high-five me everything he had with no warning and got me square in the balls.
Being down on your knees doubled over in nut pain in front of the other parents is a bit embarrassing lol
Not anymore
Easily the worst was a week after a vasectomy, I was at my 4y.o. son's soccer practice and he got all excited and ran over to me and tried to high-five me everything he had with no warning and got me square in the balls.
Being down on your knees doubled over in nut pain in front of the other parents is a bit embarrassing lol
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:08 pm to DiamondDog
Enjoy it while it lasts .
When they become teens they kick you in the heart.
When they become teens they kick you in the heart.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:08 pm to DiamondDog
Did you not watch America’s Funniest Home Videos?
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:09 pm to DiamondDog
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I bet I've been hit in the nuts around 250 times in past 2 years. These kids do not want another sibling. They're almost 3 and 1.5.
That’s called a Natural Vasectomy.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:09 pm to DiamondDog
I’ve had to train it out of them. My boys have finally, after many trials and tribulations, figured it out. My 2 year old girl has no respect. I just keep my guard up.
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:11 pm to DiamondDog
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The amount of time you get hit in the nuts.
Pushing the shopping cart with them in the seat, then they just kick you in the balls like they are Tom Dempsey, hitting that 63 yarder.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:12 pm to Hulkklogan
I remember in high school baseball every once in a while you'd get a nut shot. It's overall a rare thing as a normal male.
This is like a daily occurrence now.
If the kids get within anywhere on my upper thigh, my stomach tightens up like a high school girl at prom night dinner. I may have PTSD.
This is like a daily occurrence now.
If the kids get within anywhere on my upper thigh, my stomach tightens up like a high school girl at prom night dinner. I may have PTSD.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:13 pm to DiamondDog
Gotta have your head on a swivel. Sorry bout those jewels baw.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:18 pm to Shamoan
At this point they're just a liability, if we're being honest. I can't afford to actually use them anymore since I'm already paying for other two.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:21 pm to DiamondDog
I wish I’d have gotten in a bit more sex with they mother before it was so cruelly curtailed post-birth.
This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:27 pm to DiamondDog
My Australian Shepard steps on the balls about 10 times per day.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:53 pm to DiamondDog
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and it always hurts like absolute hell.
Ok big guy… look at you with these big ole nuts
Posted on 8/14/24 at 7:58 pm to Robin Masters
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Australian Shepard steps on the balls about 10 times per day.
This. Between 3 kids and 2 dogs my nuts are hit constantly. I opened the door yesterday and my GSP swatted me in the nuts as I walked in. Kid got me a couple hours later on the couch.
ETA: my 2 oldest are girls, 4 year old is a boy. The first time he smacked me, my first instinct was to smack him back
I didn't, but for about 5 seconds I really wanted to.This post was edited on 8/14/24 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:01 pm to DiamondDog
I have a 9yo boy and a pit bull and have never been hit in the nuts by either of them.
Posted on 8/14/24 at 8:10 pm to deeprig9
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I have a 9yo boy and a pit bull and have never been hit in the nuts by either of them.
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