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Woman gets swallowed whole by python

Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:17 pm
Posted by AMac
Member since Aug 2018
1980 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:17 pm
Killer Python
Now we know pythons don’t spit. They swallow
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13013 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:31 pm to
Imagine having the life squeezed out of you by a big constrictor knowing you are about to be eaten. Not a great way to go.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10620 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:36 pm to
Much rather be eaten by a shark and its not remotely close
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
10438 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:44 pm to
It’s not incredibly common but I feel like I hear this story once or twice a year in that part of the world and I guess we only hear about the ones they find. I would bet there are instances where someone goes missing but they never find the snake.

What an awful way to go. Those reticulated pythons are fricking huge
Posted by LSUGUMBO
Shreveport, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9566 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:46 pm to
I didn’t watch with the sound on, so maybe they mentioned this, but nobody was in a real hurry to chop that fricker’s head off and retrieve the body- kinda strange.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10094 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:48 pm to
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Last year, residents of Southeast Sulawesi's Tinanggea district killed a monster 26-foot-long python, which was found strangling and eating a local farmer, according to AFP.

In 2018, a 54-year-old woman was found dead inside a 23-foot-long snake in Southeast Sulawesi's Muna town.


quote:

Last year, residents of Southeast Sulawesi's Tinanggea district killed a monster 26-foot-long python, which was found strangling and eating a local farmer, according to AFP.

In 2018, a 54-year-old woman was found dead inside a 23-foot-long snake in Southeast Sulawesi's Muna town.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
133782 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Woman gets swallowed whole by python
The python was heard to say, "Needs garlic..."
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4815 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:57 pm to
None of the fatties in this country have anything to worry about.
Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19463 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:57 pm to
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Now we know pythons don’t spit. They swallow


That’s why I refer to your mom as The Python.



Zing
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
6821 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 1:57 pm to
Louisiana has its fair share of problems, but thankfully, man eating snakes isn’t one.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
33524 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 2:05 pm to
Oh sure, a woman getting swallowed BY a python is big news. And available for all to see.

But a woman swallowing a python is so common that web sites now require you to verify your age before viewing
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6765 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 2:11 pm to
Funny, I recently searched “woman swallows Python whole”
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
77203 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:02 pm to
Not exactly a proper burial.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
9592 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Imagine having the life squeezed out of you by a big constrictor knowing you are about to be eaten. Not a great way to go.


Could be much worse.

If a grizzly gets you, he starts eating you while you’re alive and conscious.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133783 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

Louisiana has its fair share of problems, but thankfully, man eating snakes isn’t one



Yet.

Wait until some people's pets start getting loose and breeding

Just ask Florida
This post was edited on 6/8/24 at 3:27 pm
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6490 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:29 pm to
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Woman gets swallowed whole by python


One time my python was swallowed whole by a woman
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
Member since Oct 2020
6261 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:30 pm to
Miss Alabama would be a real struggle.
Posted by chili pup
Member since Sep 2011
3697 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:31 pm to
I'm not clicking on it, but how did she get surprised by a python?
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
6490 posts
Posted on 6/8/24 at 3:32 pm to
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Miss Alabama would be a real struggle.

True. Those Indonesian women are much smaller on average
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