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re: Things a man should know
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:47 pm to Dawgfanman
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:47 pm to Dawgfanman
1. Don't use hot water from the faucet as a shortcut to get boiling water faster when you try to cook.
2. Don't overload clothing detergent into the washer. Your dark clothes will end up with white soap stains.
3. You can turn left at a red light if both directions are a one-way street.
2. Don't overload clothing detergent into the washer. Your dark clothes will end up with white soap stains.
3. You can turn left at a red light if both directions are a one-way street.
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:49 pm to Dawgfanman
Shiiiiiiiit I knew all of this stuff when I was 15. Sad that so few men possess such basic skills.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:50 pm to Dawgfanman
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28. A young man should be able to express himself clearly before a crowd of strangers, without shyness, muddle, or a pathetic resort to “so much has been said and well said” or “I did not expect to be called on.
Sorry. Life-long fail here.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:52 pm to Dawgfanman
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5. He ought to know the rudiments of camping, how to build a fire, how to chop wood, how to take a cinder out of his eye, how to deal with a severed artery, how to doctor himself for ordinary ailments.
What kind of fricked up camping trips was this guy going on?!?!?!
Other than that, I agree with the list, and have all of them covered except my handwriting is terrible.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 4:52 pm to Dawgfanman
36. He should be able to navigate around Baton Rouge on surface streets during the frequent moments when the Interstate is a cluster frick.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:00 pm to Dawgfanman
1. If a woman looks good at a distance, She should stay there.
2. Never be nice to fat chicks.
2. Never be nice to fat chicks.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:00 pm to Dawgfanman
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9. He should also have a beautiful and distinguished handwriting.
Got me dead to rights here. My handwriting is not read, but deciphered
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17. He should learn how to stay in a saddle with pleasure to himself and a minimum of annoyance to his mount.
Never tried jerking off on horseback
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:02 pm to TygerTyger
Can’t tie tourniquet?
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:03 pm to Dawgfanman
36. Understand the hot-crazy matrix
Just showed this to a young 20-something at the fire station lastnight. Was his first time seeing it
Just showed this to a young 20-something at the fire station lastnight. Was his first time seeing it
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:05 pm to Mr Clean
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Sorry. Life-long fail here.
I khow a couple people who dropped out of college so they wouldnt have to take speech, which was always part of GERs.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:06 pm to CobraCommander83
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Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:08 pm to dek81572
No mention of tying a tie?
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:08 pm to Dawgfanman
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1. He should know how to swim at least a mile,
Is that really a KNOWLEDGE based skill?
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:12 pm to Dawgfanman
Things from the list I can’t do or don’t know:
-swim a mile
-sail a boat
-can’t remember much past introducing myself or asking where the restroom is in French
-swim a mile
-sail a boat
-can’t remember much past introducing myself or asking where the restroom is in French
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:16 pm to TygerTyger
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What kind of fricked up camping trips was this guy going on?!?!?!
Camping trip from Normandy to Berlin.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:16 pm to TygerTyger
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What kind of fricked up camping trips was this guy going on?!?!?!
Well, you can't ever be sure you won't be attacked by a bear or mountain lion...
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:20 pm to Dawgfanman
All but 21 and 27 for me.
I know my alcohol capacity but don't always stick within my limits.
Haven't learned a second language, and I certainly won't be learning French or German.
I know my alcohol capacity but don't always stick within my limits.
Haven't learned a second language, and I certainly won't be learning French or German.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:21 pm to Dawgfanman
36. A young man must have the requisite bravery and cunning to steal memes.
37. And frick #18 - real men don't dance.
37. And frick #18 - real men don't dance.
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:22 pm to Dawgfanman
Got to 25 and realized I'm out
Posted on 5/9/24 at 5:26 pm to WB Davis
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36. A young man must have the requisite bravery and cunning to steal memes. - Agreed
37. And frick #18 - real men don't dance. - bullshite. Only cowards and oafs don't dance.
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