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Freshman Congressmen should be neutered so they can’t be blackmailed for kinky sex

Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:29 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:29 am
And controlled when they reach a certain level of power thereby perpetuating the swamp

It doesn’t matter who replaces the next speaker. They’ll be on video somewhere diddling something or someone after falling for the DC honeypot.

This solves two problems:

1. It ensures whoever arrives in DC is serious and selfless
2. It ensures they won’t end up on video with an underaged human trafficked kid so they can be controlled.
Posted by Laugh More
Member since Jan 2022
1107 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:34 am to
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It ensures whoever arrives in DC is serious and selfless


Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68241 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:34 am to

Historically eunuchs were trusted administrators for the reasons you presented.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
5093 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:36 am to
Easier to have people who believe in American sovereignty ban together after they are first elected and buy them the whore of their choice, like the scene in Gladiator where Proximo asks Maximus “what do you want? Girl? Boy?”
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57437 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:37 am to
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Historically eunuchs were trusted administrators for the reasons you presented.


Hmmm

Maybe they were wise to this even back then.

Maybe we should call a constitutional convention and add this requirement to it

Then when someone wins an election, they have to drop their pants for the world to see for confirmation.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22484 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:42 am to
I expect the whole sexual blackmail thing is less of a thing than having their entire extended families hooked up with no-show jobs. But how does a congressman prevent his loser brother-in-law from taking a $200k board spot?
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119031 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:43 am to
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Freshman Congressmen should be neutered so they can’t be blackmailed for kinky sex


Mike Johnson wasn't blackmailed because of kinky sex. He was blackmailed because his son is starting out in the Naval Academy and he wants to see his son succeed.

Mike Johnson son's future success in government was his lever point.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
21913 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:46 am to
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I expect the whole sexual blackmail thing is less of a thing than having their entire extended families hooked up with no-show jobs.


There's too much of both. The sex blackmail isn't as cloak & dagger as people sometimes make it out to be, but it happens. The first month or two for freshmen is dangling different baits to see who bites what. If they find out you're clean they move on, because they don't need everybody, they just need enough.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
4348 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:47 am to
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Freshman Congressmen should be neutered so they can’t be blackmailed for kinky sex


Yeah but at least you can replace them every 2 years. The Senate only has 1/3 turnover every 2 years. It’s gets the other 2/3 of the senate time to teach the new 1/3 how to become better grifters.
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
21913 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:47 am to
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Mike Johnson wasn't blackmailed because of kinky sex. He was blackmailed because his son is starting out in the Naval Academy and he wants to see his son succeed.


How do you know this, and how would it work?
Posted by Flats
Member since Jul 2019
21913 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 8:51 am to
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How do you know this,



Never mind, it was on CTH. Should have known.
Posted by Tandemjay
Member since Jun 2022
2449 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:10 am to
Easier solution is to defund the fbi and cut the cia by 80%, it's a fact they are the blackmailers.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34074 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:29 am to
I want to run for office so I can get to the kinky sex and get kicked out
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60591 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:37 am to
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Easier solution is to defund the fbi and cut the cia


FIFY

There's NOTHING that the civilian federal LEO and IC perform that couldn't and likely shouldn't be under MILINT.

Raze Quantico and rebuild from the ashes of you absolutely need a federal police entity for interstate crimes.
Posted by Tandemjay
Member since Jun 2022
2449 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:42 am to
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federal police entity for interstate crimes.


Wrong, states can work together and prosecute like they did before the fbi existed.
Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
46353 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:42 am to
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quote:Historically eunuchs were trusted administrators for the reasons you presented.

Hmmm Maybe they were wise to this even back then. Maybe we should call a constitutional convention and add this requirement to it Then when someone wins an election, they have to drop their pants for the world to see for confirmation.


After reading the Bible a few times I can tell you the same sin that plaques mankind today is the same sin that brought down empires thousands of years ago.......man has not changed one iota.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99368 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:45 am to
That is how they chose the ruler of Westeros at the end of Game of Thrones, and no one was upset about that.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
60591 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 9:48 am to
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states can work together and prosecute like they did before the fbi existed.

I'm okay with that.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
119031 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:29 pm to
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quote:

How do you know this,




Never mind, it was on CTH. Should have known.


It was reported by CNN.

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Another factor that sources say weighed heavily on his decision-making: Johnson’s oldest son was recently accepted into the Naval Academy.



LINK
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45381 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 4:32 pm to
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Historically eunuchs were trusted administrators for the reasons you presented.


We still have those but today we call them Republicans.
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