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re: "Protestors" at UCLA had no bananas warning signs because one of them has a banana allergy

Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:37 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:37 am to
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
23787 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:42 am to
How many are allergic to tear gas? Time for a field test.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
20287 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:43 am to
The fact they "reported" the banana-waver to the school (you know, the one that has been overrun and vandalized by these freaks?) when they're supposed to be an "Autonomous Zone" is beyond hilarious to me.
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 9:44 am
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
8709 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:47 am to
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Like settlers waiving machine guns



Ah yes, the pioneers did drive bys with AKs in their covered wagons
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 9:47 am
Posted by TigerDeacon
West Monroe, LA
Member since Sep 2003
29625 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:50 am to
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Ah yes, the pioneers did drive bys with AKs in their covered wagons


I'm pretty sure they mean present day settlers in Israel.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
10422 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:50 am to
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
10402 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:53 am to
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Are bananas such a typical presence at these things that there needed to be warning signs ?


No but if they don't mention their banana allergy then how is everyone going to know to cater to them and their very specific needs. Everyone should be considerate of every single person's needs at all times. We should speak in whispers for those that get migraines, figure out a way to dim the sun for those with sensitive eyes, and make peanuts illegal. Its the right thing to do. The masses should suffer to make sure everyone is comfortable at all times.

We should also make reading and math illegal because some people aren't good at those things and its not right to make them feel less than.
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 9:55 am
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
7250 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:55 am to
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SoFla Tideroller


Ohhhhh but plenty of chicks already have.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
7250 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:59 am to
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I guess I don't understand protesting for people that would kill me for living my life.


They are protesting because they are "oppressed" just like the Palestinians.

These non-american spoiled kids are literally putting themselves in the same bucket as a group that has been around since Christ.

If this isnt narcissism I dont know what is..
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 9:59 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:59 am to
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
32046 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 11:00 am to
I have a new psychiatric condition called Vandalism Rage Disorder. Whenever I see looting, vandalism and public destruction it causes me to fly into an involuntary maniacal rage. I'm requesting Antifa, BLM, George Soros and Gays for Palestine to be considerate to my needs. Thank you.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
32046 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 11:00 am to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
38029 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 11:44 am to
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Communists think they can defeat Israel.

They can't even defeat a Jew with a banana because one of their comrades has an allergy

Underrated quote.




quote:

Nioh Burg


quote:

British-Iranian Jewish Nationalist

Yes, please.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
59475 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 11:45 am to
There's a Mitch Hedberg joke in that somewhere.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
4148 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 11:51 am to
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you so much for posting this story and giving me the laughs!
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
35285 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:05 pm to
Do you want a frozen banana?

No, but I want a regular banana later. So yeah.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
18352 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:10 pm to
I never heard of anyone being allergic to bananas.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10716 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:21 pm to
Nioh Burg also posted this quote, seems quite true doesn't it.

quote:

“If I go, Iran will fall into ruins, and if Iran falls, the Middle East follows. And if the Middle East is in ruins, great terror will reign over the world." - Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, Shah of Iran
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 6:24 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
123768 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:44 pm to
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never heard of anyone being allergic to bananas.


College kids today are the weakest in every way in history
Posted by threeputtforbogie
Addison, TX
Member since Sep 2017
862 posts
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:18 pm to
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College kids today are the weakest in every way in history


Idk I was at LSU when that idiot tried to light the American flag on fire. He’s lucky the police were there to haul his arse to safety.
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