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The older I get...the more I understand the satire behind this article Re: mowing lawn
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:02 am
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:02 am
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In Act Of Sacrificial Love For His Family, Man Mows Lawn In Peace And Quiet On Sunny Day
Babylon Bee
In a touching act of sacrificial love for his family, a local dad has elected to give up his valuable time on a Saturday to mow the lawn on a sweet riding mower in peace and quiet on a beautiful, sunny day.
"Yeah, this is back-breaking work, but I'll do anything for my family," said Chad Blivens while taking a sip of the beer in his cupholder and pausing his podcast to talk to reporters. "This job takes me over 2 hours each week. There are so many other things I could be doing, but I've always believed it's important for husbands to do the most difficult work around the house. I'm just laying down my life for my family the way Christ laid his life down for the church. It's my God-given role."
Sources say Blivens has been faithfully doing this work for over ten years, usually for as long as it takes for him to finish the latest Joe Rogan episode.
Those couple of hours a week when I'm trimming hedge rows, pushing a broadcast fertilizer spreader around, blasting leaves away with a blower, or piloting my surprisingly comfortable tractor around with my air pods tuned to easy listening is probably the only peace and quiet I get these days. Nobody bothers me, especially if I make it look really hard and physically demanding.
For those of you that do your own lawn care....is the couple of hours of isolation the real reason you do it? Or do you take pride in having a nicer lawn than most of the neighbors? Or is it both?
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:04 am to dewster
I take pride in having an awesome lawn.
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:05 am to dewster
My wife must have seen some of this stuff, she always says “you GET to go mow the grass” as if I’m going to play golf or something.
I do enjoy it though, peaceful
I do enjoy it though, peaceful
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:26 am to dewster
tractor yes, I’ll stay on it all day. I’ll make garden beds wherever I see an open patch.
mower, no fricking way. I told myself when I turned 50, no more mowing and no more painting…I got people for that
mower, no fricking way. I told myself when I turned 50, no more mowing and no more painting…I got people for that
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:33 am to dewster
I’m the same way until it gets late summer and really warm outside.
On the weekends I’m constantly blowing off the driveway, porches, etc just keeping myself busy and not sitting inside the house.
On the weekends I’m constantly blowing off the driveway, porches, etc just keeping myself busy and not sitting inside the house.
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:12 am to dewster
It’s both for me. I love starting my Saturday’s off drinking coffee before the house wakes up, leaving to get a workout in just after breakfast with the family, then mowing the lawn until about 11 before taking a shower and enjoying the weekend.
Wife & kids are chill and aren’t overbearing, but I was annnoyed about LSU baseball, so I mowed it again yesterday afternoon.
Wife & kids are chill and aren’t overbearing, but I was annnoyed about LSU baseball, so I mowed it again yesterday afternoon.
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:23 am to dewster
quote:I just love the challenge and seeing the results.
For those of you that do your own lawn care....is the couple of hours of isolation the real reason you do it? Or do you take pride in having a nicer lawn than most of the neighbors? Or is it both?
Our property was such a disaster when we bought the house in 2019 and now it has mostly been tamed.
While I love podcasts, I wouldn't even be able to listen to them while mowing, trimming, fertilizing, etc.
The job itself is the reward.
But yes, I tend to overdo it and become obsessive and my wife gets understandably frustrated (two kids well under 2)
Posted on 4/29/24 at 10:01 am to dewster
While I do enjoy the peace & quiet, it's more along the lines of I'm too cheap do pay someone to do something that takes so little time to do
Posted on 4/29/24 at 3:24 pm to dewster
I have come to the conclusion that women don't understand that men can work and enjoy it. I stream some good music and get it done. When I am done she thinks I have been out there relaxing.
Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:07 pm to dewster
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Posted on 4/30/24 at 7:20 pm to dewster
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For those of you that do your own lawn care....is the couple of hours of isolation the real reason you do it? Or do you take pride in having a nicer lawn than most of the neighbors? Or is it both?
For me it’s both. I work in an office and like to get outside on the weekend. Get some sun and fresh air. Sweat a little. Get some exercise. I also like watching stuff grow. Probably got that from helping out in the gardens we planted for food when I was a kid. I like having a good looking yard. If you are going to go sweat your arse off, maintain it, invest your hard earned money in it, I’m the type of guy that thinks if you are going to do something then take some pride in your work, hobbies, etc and do it right or to the best of your abilities. Yard work is not for everyone and I get it. Working in the yard is a much better hobby than the crap I did when I was young and it was a weekend. I find peace in fiddling around in my flower beds too. To each his own I guess because my dad hated yard work.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 12:48 pm to dewster
Yard only takes 30-45 minutes to mow it. Another 30 min to run the weed eater to clean everything up and then 15 min with the blower.
Farm however is my happy place. 30-40 acres to bush hog in my tractor with a cab, a/c and radio.
takes a couple of days to get it done. Will be starting that soon.
Farm however is my happy place. 30-40 acres to bush hog in my tractor with a cab, a/c and radio.
takes a couple of days to get it done. Will be starting that soon.
Posted on 5/1/24 at 2:46 pm to dewster
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