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How many modern men from cities with only spears would it take to bring down a grizzly?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:18 am
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:18 am
Think about the ancient hunter gatherers who brought down prey this way. How many of your average city dwelling, white collar workers, would it take if you just handed them a spear to take down a full grown male grizzly? My guess is at minimum 8. At least 4 casualties
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:20 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Can use those things that extend your throwing motion and hurl spears at a greater distance and velocity?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I could take down 350 six-year olds before getting tired.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:23 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How many modern men from cities with only spears would it take to bring down a grizzly?
Well since guys like that go to the gym alot, do alot of cardio and take spinning classes. I'll say two.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:25 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Some of you have too much time on your hands.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:26 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
A bear spear?
Do they have any training?
Do they have any training?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:30 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don't know.
How many hillbillies does it take to change a light bulb?
How many hillbillies does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:30 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don't think we hunted Grizzlies on the reg. So much fish in north America not counting deer and bison. We avoided bears for the most part.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:31 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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How many of your average city dwelling, white collar workers
Another blue collar fantasy thread for your viewing pleasure
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:39 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
How many members of your inbred family would it take?
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:42 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Assuming you aren’t a city dwelling white collar man, do you think you have an advantage over them in this endeavor and why?
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 11:43 am
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:52 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
First I need to know how many ancient hunter gatherers it took.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:53 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
depends......
do they know the name of TSwift's new album? 2 dozen
are they hoping the government forgives their student loans? 3 dozen.
were they still masking post 2020? i'd say at least 4 dozen.
do they find the :yogi: meme offensive? 5.5 dozen.
do they think Bill Maher is 'right wing'? 6 dozen should do it.
do they know the name of TSwift's new album? 2 dozen
are they hoping the government forgives their student loans? 3 dozen.
were they still masking post 2020? i'd say at least 4 dozen.
do they find the :yogi: meme offensive? 5.5 dozen.
do they think Bill Maher is 'right wing'? 6 dozen should do it.
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 11:56 am
Posted on 4/22/24 at 11:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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from cities with only spears
Which cities are the ones with only spears?
This could also be a pretty large range depending on which modern man you get. Are we loading the team up full of modern men with BMIs 30+, or with the crossfit/weekend warrior types that are at least somewhat athletic, and some may actually have experience hunting wild animals.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 2:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I've been told if there are 5 horny beagles available that they may be used to cornhole the bear to death.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 2:13 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
One (1) North Dallas Tiger + Smith & Wesson 500 = New Bear Rug
This post was edited on 4/22/24 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 4/22/24 at 3:11 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 4/22/24 at 3:39 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
City slickers Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins were able to do it with just the two of them and some wooden spears.
Posted on 4/22/24 at 3:43 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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modern men from cities
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