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The awakening of the fault that caused the NYC earthquake is the beginning of the end.

Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Cell of Awareness
Member since Jan 2024
306 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:23 pm
Pangea is coming back and we will all die.

Smithsonian Magazine

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In 250 million years, the vast majority of Earth could become inhospitable to mammals as the planet’s landmasses merge together to form the next supercontinent. At least, that’s the dire outlook of a new study published Monday in the journal Nature Geoscience.

Scientists reached this conclusion by modeling the climate with a supercomputer—and while they weren’t completely surprised by the result, they do find the predictions “a bit depressing,” says Hannah Davies, a geologist at the GFZ German Research Center for Geosciences who was not involved in the study, to Nature News’ Jonathan O’Callaghan.


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“There have been extinction events in the past and will be extinction events in the future,” she tells the publication. “I think life will make it through this one. It’s just kind of a grim period.”

A supercontinent is just what it sounds like: a giant landmass that forms when the planet’s continents join together because of shifting tectonic plates. The last supercontinent that existed on Earth was called Pangea, and it split up roughly 200 million years ago.

Earth’s continents are drifting now, and they could merge back together in 250 million years, scientists predict. They’ve named the next supercontinent Pangea Ultima. And according to the new model, it will be a kind of hellscape.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:27 pm to
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The awakening of the fault that caused the NYC earthquake is the beginning of the end.


if it takes all of new york and the west coast without any liberals able to get out, then im ok with it
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
73187 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:27 pm to
Crawfish prices stacked.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
55253 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:28 pm to
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At least, that’s the dire outlook of a new study published Monday in the journal Nature Geoscience.


Have any of these (well compensated, I assume) studies ever produced an outcome that wasn’t dire? I don’t understand how a serious person could take stock in a single one of these.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1235 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:28 pm to
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
8489 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:31 pm to
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In 250 million years


can they narrow it down a little bit?
I want to make sure I don't have plans that day.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
6424 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:33 pm to
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“I think life will make it through this one. It’s just kind of a grim period.”

Nah... if we are going to make it through this one... and... well...
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they could merge back together in 250 million years


I'm not really sure I'd call that "grim". I'd actually file it under "Eh, who gives a big shite".
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
30511 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:35 pm to
frick it.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
36467 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:37 pm to
The car for you- the Pangea Ultima
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61927 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:39 pm to
Will we still have to live in pods and eat bugs?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
53439 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:49 pm to
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and we will all die


this is the only certainty.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6664 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:50 pm to
That wasn’t an earthquake, that was Ginny Sack falling out of bed.

Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
4488 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 5:54 pm to
Jesus will come back well before then, so I won’t be here… unless…

It actually happens real fast, like the continents did in Noah’s day.

Either way, I’m good.
Posted by rmc
Truth or Consequences
Member since Sep 2004
26826 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:03 pm to
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Pangea Ultima


I would settle for Ultima Online 2.
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1363 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:10 pm to
We are due for a poll shift any day now so...
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
31267 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:24 pm to
too many migrants eating rat burritos burped at the same time, nothing to see here.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
11382 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:28 pm to
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In 250 million years, the vast majority of Earth could become inhospitable to mammals as the planet’s landmasses merge together to form the next supercontinent.


There’s no time to wait, we need to raise taxes today!
Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
High Plains Drifter
Member since Sep 2019
1008 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:45 pm to
We need legislation, mandates and executive orders to make sure this never happens.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
6719 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:45 pm to
Thank God. I welcome our demise. It was not a good run.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14890 posts
Posted on 4/5/24 at 6:50 pm to
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Scientists reached this conclusion by modeling the climate with a supercomputer


Your V8’s are causing the continents to move!
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