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Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in awhile

Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:44 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13312 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:44 am


Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in a very long time. There are a lot of reasons for this, moving cities, burnout, sad kids, and a relationship that's in its final sad throws. As a result I decided to make myself a picturesque hamburger for dinner.

This one has a premium Swedish högrev patty, American "cheese", pickles on a brioche bun. I also decided to live a little and used Korean gochujang instead of ketchup - usually this would create an exciting kick but it tastes just alright.

Those of you who are more astute will also see I burnt the fries a bit. But they were still basically edible so I will eat them to avoid waste.

Thank you for reading the story of tonight's dinner. It could have been a lot more exciting, but has actually turned out pretty boring and normal.

Male, 39, with a weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:45 am to
Tbh it looks like a Quarter Pounder with cheese and French Fries from
McDonalds
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79401 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:47 am to
So you are saying One all Swedish hogrev patty
Special gochujang sauce
Pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun?
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
3323 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:48 am to
Tbh I started feeling sorry for you but then I noticed the artfulness of your writing style and became impressed.

Take some time and enjoy the peace and quiet. Good luck.

Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21678 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:48 am to
quote:

I was at home by myself
quote:

a relationship that's in its final sad throws
quote:

a picturesque hamburger for dinner.


Maybe learn to cook a little better before your next "relationship"!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120755 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in a very long time.


Sounds like heaven
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20333 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Male, 39, with a weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.


plantar fasciitis?
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1440 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:49 am to
since you're so bored, might I suggest a food photography course ? Your current game is rather weak..
Posted by BigApple
Member since Jun 2022
529 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:50 am to
What’s that sticking out of the bun? That’s an odd shaped patty.



ETA: I would give my left nut to be home alone for a few nights
This post was edited on 3/18/24 at 8:51 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124933 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:50 am to
And then, he fapped
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9282 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:51 am to
quote:

weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.


Plantar wart.

Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38262 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:52 am to
Godspeed brother
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
30812 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:53 am to
quote:

Thank you for reading the story of tonight's dinner. It could have been a lot more exciting, but has actually turned out pretty boring and normal.



can't really go wrong with a burger and ff's.

quote:

Male, 39, with a weird sharp pain in my heel that nobody can figure out.


Female, old af, calcaneus fracture maybe?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15916 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:55 am to
What city you moving to?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:56 am to
Dull Men's Club vibes
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66619 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 8:56 am to
Last night i saw a naked cowgirl, she was floating across the ceiling.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39557 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:19 am to
Is that the Juicyburge combo from Wings & Sides, with no Let. and Tom.?

They are only aboot 4 minutes from Myhand St., where I assume you live in the My Hand Trailer Park.
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
5715 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:21 am to
quote:

final sad throws



throes...unless you're actually throwing things at one another
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
83154 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 9:35 am to
Mate try the keto diet
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164622 posts
Posted on 3/18/24 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Last night I was at home by myself for the first time in awhile

Nobody gonna mention there are two plates set?
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