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re: Chuck Norris hits the heavy bag on his 84th birthday
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:00 am to HillabeeBaw
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:00 am to HillabeeBaw
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Damn, he looks 94 in that pic. Last ten years hasn't been good to ol Chuck.
Wat
I’ve seen 50 year olds that look worse than him. How many 80+ dudes have you seen in real life?
This post was edited on 3/11/24 at 8:02 am
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:15 am to Jim Rockford
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
This post was edited on 3/11/24 at 8:16 am
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:23 am to HillabeeBaw
Um not many 84 year olds look like that. I hope to hell to be in that shape at that age.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:28 am to SteelerBravesDawg
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Crazy he’s 84, one day before too long we will get a random pop up saying he passed away too. Time passing right on by Death is scared of Chuck Norris
Godamnit you beat me
Posted on 3/11/24 at 8:29 am to TejasHorn
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I’ve always thought Chuck Norris was a little overrated
I hope for your sake, he doesn't see this.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:06 am to S
My Tv stays on H&I
When my wife asks me to do something I say I can’t right now Walker’s about to kick this guy’s arse
When my wife asks me to do something I say I can’t right now Walker’s about to kick this guy’s arse
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:24 am to rexorotten
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I hope for your sake, he doesn't see this.
Well, that joke went over your head.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 9:32 am to The Boat
They’re in season 2 right now
Saturdays might be tBest H&I day
Saturdays might be tBest H&I day
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:28 am to Jim Rockford
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:33 am to Jim Rockford
Chuck Norris once ate an entire 5 layer birthday cake containing a stripper.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:34 am to hawgfaninc
You sure that's not Tim Allen?
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:13 am to Mizzoufan26
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Crazy he’s 84, one day before too long we will get a random pop up saying he passed away too. Time passing right on by
Chuck Norris doesn't die; he regenerates.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:44 am to jellyfish
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Um not many 84 year olds look like that. I hope to hell to be in that shape at that age.
PREACH.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:54 am to Jim Rockford
Anyone talking shite about how old he looks needs to check out the instagram feed in the link. There’s one of Chuck sparring with a dude on the mat. Yeah I get that he’s probably not bringing a lot of force there, but he’s still throwing guys and putting in arm bars in his 80s.
Maybe Death will just tap out and let him go for another 30 years.
Maybe Death will just tap out and let him go for another 30 years.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:58 am to Jim Rockford
Chuck Norris vs Jake Paul….the next big ppv.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. When he came back, they were just the Islands.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:39 pm to Jim Rockford
Bears carry spray when Chuck is in the forest.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:40 pm to The Mick
Chuck Norris once pissed in a pickup truck's gas tank. That truck is now Optimus Prime.
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:05 pm to Jim Rockford
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After three long days of suffering the snake died
Posted on 3/11/24 at 2:34 pm to Jim Rockford
I showed my nephew a Chuck Norris meme saying, "Chuck Norris caught all of the Pokémon with a land line."
He said, "What's a land line?"
He said, "What's a land line?"
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