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Fascinating update on climate change

Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:32 am
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112776 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:32 am
Every Sunday morning around 5 a.m. I listen to a left wing radio program while driving into town. Today it was a Prof of Anthropology from Johns Hopkins Univ. She discussed the findings of the latest International Climate Conference.

1. 180 nations voted that the globe must go to net zero carbon emissions by 2030.
2. Industrialized nations must pay reparations to underdeveloped nations for the damage they have caused through climate disasters over the past 200 years.
3. Industrialized nations are dragging their feet about financial commitments due to funding their constant wars.
4. 2023 was the hottest in history and 2024 will be hotter.
5. All fossil fuels must be banned. Not just coal and oil but also natural gas (due to methane).

An odd detail I noticed was the number of delegates at the conference. I expected maybe 3 x 180 nations = 540. Nope, it was 48,000. A lot of people must have wanted a free vacation.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
45610 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:36 am to
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180 nations voted that the globe must go to net zero carbon emissions by 2030.


Similarly, I voted that all supermodels must fellate me by 2028.
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64679 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:38 am to
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Industrialized nations must pay reparations to underdeveloped nations for the damage they have caused through climate disasters over the past 200 years.


As soon as they pay us back for all the money, aid, relief, loans, military protection and technology we have given them.
Posted by ifyoubuildit
Member since Jan 2018
179 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:45 am to
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3. Industrialized nations are dragging their feet about financial commitments due to funding their constant wars.
5. All fossil fuels must be banned.


How will the MIC power their missiles and planes?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20456 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:46 am to
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it was 48,000. A lot of people must have wanted a free vacation.


Was Teedy there?
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
9828 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:49 am to
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Industrialized nations must pay reparations to underdeveloped nations for the damage they have caused through climate disasters over the past 200 years.


China is laughing hard at this one
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9776 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:50 am to
They should just drink the Koolaid already and end themselves.. to help with the climate.
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
5160 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 9:56 am to
If I recall, the IPCC, the God-like entity that Climate Cultists consider the one and final authority, have established that the planet is warming by .009F per year since 1999. Every year, someone states without challenge that this year was the “hottest ever!!!!!!”

Trying to make this claim - every year increases, and average increase is .009F - is like making the claim that the Saints improved their offensive output EVERY GAME for ONE HUNDRED STRAIGHT GAMES, with no game gaining LESS than the prior game, and the average gain over that stretch was three inches.

The math doesn’t work.
This post was edited on 3/3/24 at 10:18 am
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105550 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 10:02 am to
Greatest hoax in global history keeps on trucking
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
7359 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 10:05 am to
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4. 2023 was the hottest in history and 2024 will be hotter.
Doubt it
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
11556 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 10:38 am to
It doesn't have to be real.

They will keep kicking and screaming about it until they get spanked.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111802 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 10:50 am to
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2023 was the hottest in history and 2024 will be hotter.


When you need data with increasing numbers, adjust it upwards.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
52036 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 10:51 am to
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Industrialized nations must pay reparations to underdeveloped nations


This is the primary goal, the transfer of wealth for poorer nations to squander it then join in on some other scheme later to demand more money but for some different "crisis".
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
91219 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 10:56 am to
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All fossil fuels must be banned. Not just coal and oil but also natural gas (due to methane


This would cause a civil uprising that nobody wants to see
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167875 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 11:20 am to
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4. 2023 was the hottest in history and 2024 will be hotter.



What will she say when this doesn't come true?
Posted by trinidadtiger
Member since Jun 2017
13673 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 11:37 am to
Actually the total attendees, including all the lobbyists, lawyers, and NGOs 86,000, in the middle of the fuking desert, in a cavernous assembly hall, half a world away. No carbon footprint there.

The countries that really piss me off. The islands that were built by tourism. You fks live off planes and cruise ships and want money from the very countries that send the people. We should ban travel to all these places first. Then they would not have to worry about sinking, they would all be long dead from starvation.
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
12132 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 12:00 pm to
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Nope, it was 48,000. A lot of people must have wanted a free vacation.



That is a lot of CO2 generated by 48,000 travelers. No wonder the climate is changing. I blame the nuts taking worthless trips.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
21948 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 12:11 pm to
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1. 180 nations voted that the globe must go to net zero carbon emissions by 2030.


Thought we passed 2 or 3 points of no return by now...
Posted by Auburn1968
NYC
Member since Mar 2019
20047 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 12:51 pm to
200 years ago we were still in tail end of the Little Ice Age that killed half of Europe and effected much of the globe.

Posted by BHTiger
Charleston
Member since Dec 2017
5181 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 1:41 pm to
Give these people Hawaii and let them do a true trial run of this great plan.
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