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Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
18170 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:03 pm to
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38-year-old Prahlad Gujjar


Probably tasted like curry.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16616 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:13 pm to
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You grab the offer of some Indian food and the next thing you know, they trying to put a drowning on you too.

Might just want him to work through the Curry shits to make sure the smell doesn’t affect the other 2.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56671 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:14 pm to
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looking at whether Gujjar was inebriated when he jumped the 25-ft tall fence.
If so, his name will be added to the Hall of Heroes.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17342 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:35 pm to
Ahat the frick does the drowning woman have to do with the lion mauling? shite arse journalism.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9668 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:42 pm to
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post-morten


no need, I can tell them what killed him
This post was edited on 2/18/24 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18890 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:45 pm to
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It’s a wild animal and you’re in its home.


Like Chris Rock said (paraphrasing) after the tiger attacked Roy (Sigfreid’s partner). People said the tiger went crazy. No, jumping through hoops and shite is crazy. Eating people is being a tiger. That tiger didn’t go crazy. He went tiger.
Posted by NavyLSUAlum
Portland Oregon
Member since Oct 2005
749 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:49 pm to
I read it as Dongalong. I think I have a new porn name.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36773 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 9:52 pm to
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What are you gonna do, eat me?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
16207 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:01 pm to
Classic case of FAFO
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33695 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:04 pm to
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Man is mauled to death by a lion after climbing into its enclosure...




Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33695 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:06 pm to
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after he climbed over a 25-ft tall fence


And I feel like we are glossing over this, but that is over 2 stories high. Climbing it might not have been so bad, but that was a hell of a drop to get to the other side, unless he managed to climb down the other side
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
526 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:11 pm to
D is for Dumba$$
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9668 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:14 pm to
the lion probably thought he was dinner
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4516 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:19 pm to
There’s like 7 locations in that synopsis and I still have no clue where this happened. I’m gonna assume India
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28991 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:20 pm to
Is it weird or bad that I cared less upon learning it was an Indian dude?
I have zero negative feelings towards Indian people and actually like them, they seem pleasant and I love their cuisine (or at the the Americanized version).

But they also seem like the Florida man people of the Globe, always doing crazy shite.

I hope I’m not a bigot or racist. That would suck.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8977 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:23 pm to
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Man is mauled to death by a lion after climbing into its enclosure...


I will never die this way
Posted by agilitydawg
Member since Aug 2022
104 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55405 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:50 pm to
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Is it weird or bad that I cared less upon learning it was an Indian dude?
I have zero negative feelings towards Indian people and actually like them, they seem pleasant and I love their cuisine (or at the the Americanized version).

But they also seem like the Florida man people of the Globe, always doing crazy shite.

I hope I’m not a bigot or racist. That would suck.

I care the same amount no matter the particulars of race or nationality. That idiot earned that mauling. It is clear that he was doing exactly what he wanted to do, of his own free will. He made an idiotic decision as a person old enough to know the possible outcomes. Tip your hat, give a good chuckle, and keep rolling. He earned it. I'd laugh at Florida man, or Louisiana man, or anyone who did that.

Of course, I'm a person who thinks that "Grizzly Man" is one of the great modern comedic movies.
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8454 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 10:56 pm to
I bet he won't do that again.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15505 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:29 pm to
Well, was he able to get the selfie?
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