Anybody Used eHarmony.com Lately?

It's more like eCacaphony.com these days

I used match years ago and met my cw there. Married 11 years and still going strong.

My divorced buddy - who's 5'9, barely any hair on his head, and a potbelly (prolly 30 lbs overweight) has been on Hinge for a few weeks and said it's a game changer.

He was on Bumble and Match and said it was depressing.

(FTR- I told him to shave his head bald and lose 30 lbs and he'll have all kinds of trim messaging him, but that's too hard I guess)

Wonder if Josh and Tanyalee are still together?

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However I haven't heard much about eHarmony.com lately, and am not sure whether to recommend it to someone in their 30's who works in a big city and seems to be looking for a long-term relationship.

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I"m 38 and in a massive metropolis area. Lafayette. I signed up as was getting some good hits, but a game changer was finding this guy on twitter who put profiles of older ladies that want kids. I just told them that I was also interested in having kids (I actually have 4 from a previous) and I am getting all kinds of trim. Just sign up.

I met my wife on Parkway .bar

Eharmony is absolute trash these days and Match isn’t much better. Any decent looking woman can get all the matches she’d ever want on the free apps, no reason to pay.

I used Match.com a few different times. I matched with a 25 year old with fake tits and also an 18 year old at the same time. I was 22. I went on dates with both and ended up unofficially dating them both at the same time. It was exhausting, so I pretty much wrote down the pros and cons and ended up picking the 25 year old and ghosted the 18 year old.

That lasted a few weeks. She lost her job, had to move back with her parents and ended up stripping at the Gold Club to make ends meet. We broke up and the 18 year old obviously moved on. She is now a fricking dentist and is hot as hell, while the 25 year old I picked is hefty with a few kids living in New Iberia

frick my life.

I listened to a Harvard psych lecture years ago in which the professor pointed out that 80% of the people in the class could find a significant other in the class and have a moderately successful marriage. My wife HATES when I bring this up, but love/marriage/mating/whatever relies most heavily on proximity of resource and other parties looking for the same.

If the others are all still hook-up apps (met my wife on frick-frick-goose) then there’s an argument to be made that someone willing to spend money on a membership is more likely to be ready to settle down and not just use the app to validate if they’re frickable or not.

My point: go for it.

You'll never be lonely at FarmersOnly.com