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re: Least favorite Christmas gifts over the years
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:07 am to BiscuitKLR
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:07 am to BiscuitKLR
I remember one year I picked out a pair of jeans with my mom because I needed new jeans.
I didn’t realize they were going to be my Christmas gift. I was super disappointed and felt like a complete bitch for not hiding my disappointment better.
I didn’t realize they were going to be my Christmas gift. I was super disappointed and felt like a complete bitch for not hiding my disappointment better.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:16 am to Salmon
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Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:32 am to mx886
My mother in law gave me some ugly penny loafers she found on clearance that were 1.5 sizes too small but I couldn't return/exchange them. My wife guilted me into wearing them that day at their house for Christmas. Hurt like hell. Shoes are still in my closet for some reason although I've never worn them again.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:43 am to mx886
Saturday Night Fever soundtrack album and Bee Gees T-shirt.
Mom just didn't know how much I hated disco.
Mom just didn't know how much I hated disco.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:51 am to mx886
My hs girlfriend got a star named after us. Hated it then and still hate it 20 years later.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 10:59 am to mx886
an electronic talking dart board which was bought for me because I had a really nice pro quality cork dartboard that I LOVED....couldn't hide the frick this on my face on that one.
Also, for the longest my dad knew I was in a bourbon club and did barrel picks... and proceeded to get my bottles of....scotch that he really wanted to try...which he did after I opened it
Also, for the longest my dad knew I was in a bourbon club and did barrel picks... and proceeded to get my bottles of....scotch that he really wanted to try...which he did after I opened it
This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 11:09 am
Posted on 12/26/23 at 11:03 am to scott8811
For some reason my mom told my aunt one year I was really into juggling. I had spent like 2 hours one summer afternoon teaching myself how to do it with tennis balls when I was bored in my backyard and then never thought about it again. Apparently, that stuck with my mom. This is like 8th grade.
Fast forward 6 months, my aunt gave me several books on juggling, juggling bowling pins, and juggling balls. Probably spent $150 on juggling shite. Unreal, went straight to goodwill
Fast forward 6 months, my aunt gave me several books on juggling, juggling bowling pins, and juggling balls. Probably spent $150 on juggling shite. Unreal, went straight to goodwill
Posted on 12/26/23 at 11:15 am to mx886
When my sister was ten years old my uncle gave her a ventriloquist dummy. She took one look at it and burst into tears.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 11:27 am to Gifman
My uncle got me the Bogle game. Next year, got me Bogle again.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 11:54 am to mx886
One of my grandmothers would make one trip to Big Lots in July and fill her closet with Christmas presents for the kids in the extended family.
When I was 15, I got a Hunchback of Notre Dame pop up book.
When I was 15, I got a Hunchback of Notre Dame pop up book.
This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 11:58 am
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:02 pm to mx886
Can you mail me the blanket?
Thanks
Thanks
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:29 pm to DecadePlusLurker
My grandmother, may she RIP, grew up a poor in McComb and always seemed to equate Christmas with unwrapping as many things as possible. Quantity >>>> Quality.
She'd rather give you 7 shitty things to unwrap than 1 halfway nice thing. To her that meant a happier Christmas. We're talking about wrapping up the Bank's free calendar and giving it to her grandson - those types of gifts. She also never ever took a price tag off of anything.
In my jr high years, I had an Atari when they were way past being cool, but it was my treasured possession. Leading up to Christmas, my grandmother bought me a game for my Atari. I could tell because I knew where she hid everything. She was not very good at wrapping so I could always peel back and see what it was. It was Megamania. What the heck? What I wanted most was the [I actually can't even remember the name of it, but it was the most important game in my life to acquire at the time; we'll say Zaxxon] game. I dreamed of it.
Right before Christmas me and my grandmother went to the store and sure enough there was Megamania on the Atari game super discount shelf. My grandmother looks at and says, "what about this game?" I saw the chance to make a play for Zaxxon so I said, "Meh, that one is pretty boring. Zaxxon is really cool." She just walked away.
Come Christmas morning, I opened the game and it was... Megamania. She wasn't going to get away from the discount rack. Of course I felt like a heel. She offered to take it back and I said, "No! This is great! Thanks!"
Ironically, I quickly loved the Megamania game and wore it out.
She'd rather give you 7 shitty things to unwrap than 1 halfway nice thing. To her that meant a happier Christmas. We're talking about wrapping up the Bank's free calendar and giving it to her grandson - those types of gifts. She also never ever took a price tag off of anything.
In my jr high years, I had an Atari when they were way past being cool, but it was my treasured possession. Leading up to Christmas, my grandmother bought me a game for my Atari. I could tell because I knew where she hid everything. She was not very good at wrapping so I could always peel back and see what it was. It was Megamania. What the heck? What I wanted most was the [I actually can't even remember the name of it, but it was the most important game in my life to acquire at the time; we'll say Zaxxon] game. I dreamed of it.
Right before Christmas me and my grandmother went to the store and sure enough there was Megamania on the Atari game super discount shelf. My grandmother looks at and says, "what about this game?" I saw the chance to make a play for Zaxxon so I said, "Meh, that one is pretty boring. Zaxxon is really cool." She just walked away.
Come Christmas morning, I opened the game and it was... Megamania. She wasn't going to get away from the discount rack. Of course I felt like a heel. She offered to take it back and I said, "No! This is great! Thanks!"
Ironically, I quickly loved the Megamania game and wore it out.
This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:43 pm to mx886
My mother in law once bought me a flannel shirt that would have been 4 sizes too big for Shaquille O'Neal..... and it came in real handy living in Miami.
....but I think you have me beat with used long johns.
....but I think you have me beat with used long johns.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 12:57 pm to mx886
My MIL is a nice thoughtful woman that really tries with gifts but they usually fall flatter than Taylor Swift's chest.
When we were just getting to know each other she figured out I liked watches because I was always wearing a different one. That Christmas she bought me a pocket watch. A fine Chinese quartz one with a Christmas train on the cover. Lord she tried and I love her for it but I don't think I ever even took it out of the box.
When we were just getting to know each other she figured out I liked watches because I was always wearing a different one. That Christmas she bought me a pocket watch. A fine Chinese quartz one with a Christmas train on the cover. Lord she tried and I love her for it but I don't think I ever even took it out of the box.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 1:11 pm to mx886
bad case of the crabs from a gal at the Kat's Meow.
Posted on 12/26/23 at 1:17 pm to HoustonChick86
Honestly probably didn't smell that much differently...
Not too many bad gifts over the years, now I get car stuff or electronics.
Not too many bad gifts over the years, now I get car stuff or electronics.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 9:03 am to mx886
This year got some faggy Ray ban sunglasses. Only a queer, hipster, or “cultured” person would wear. Guess I’ll give them away
Posted on 12/27/23 at 9:09 am to mx886
I used to drink a lot of Crown Royal. One year my wife got my a Crown Royal Nascar jacket. I don't watch Nascar and at that time the only people who wore Nascar jackets were thuggish.
I use it now as my mechanics coat.
Though this year was my first Christmas single and not buying any or giving any top dollar gifts was odd.
I use it now as my mechanics coat.
Though this year was my first Christmas single and not buying any or giving any top dollar gifts was odd.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 10:20 am to mx886
Have a closet full of gifts never used/worn. Don't buy me clothes.
Posted on 12/27/23 at 10:27 am to danilo
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This year got some faggy Ray ban sunglasses
white Oakley’s are more your speed
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