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Annual What Are you Assembling Thread

Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:52 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:52 pm
Last year, it was a basketball goal in 15 degree weather.

This year nothing needs assembled.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134347 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:53 pm to
Fisher price slide and car
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78005 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:53 pm to
Just started putting together a nice little hangover for tomorrow morning.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26594 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:55 pm to
A Mexican fleshlight for Owlguy.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79556 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:55 pm to
Nothing needs assembling, my kids have moved onto things that need installation.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36892 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:55 pm to
Just finished putting together a doll house during my daughter’s nap. Glad I don’t have to do that shite tonight
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44267 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

Mexican fleshlight


Is that a fleshlight made in Mexico or a fleshlight with a big arse and dark lips?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26594 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

fleshlight with a big arse and dark lips
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70591 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Just started putting together a nice little hangover for tomorrow morning.


Word

I have tentative plans to build an LOL dollhouse, but on account of the above implications, Santa might leave a note telling me to put it together since he didn't have time.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 2:59 pm to
Me, my dad, and my cousin all assembled this bad boy 2 days ago in a few hours.
This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Iowatiger209
Pleasant Hill, IA
Member since May 2021
1111 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:01 pm to
My kids, all girls are older. But damn when my two oldest were 3 and 4, my parents bought a doll house for them, that off course I had to assemble. There were no written instructions, just pictures. Mind you, I am not the most mechanically inclined person. I was up til 4:00 a.m. putting that thing together.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70819 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:07 pm to
Old and kids are gone so im about to assemble some of these






Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4278 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:10 pm to
Learned my lesson and got all my shite done early this year. Finished last thing Friday night. Did two ride on cars and Melissa and Doug Grocery Store. Everything else unpacked, batteries in and ready to go. Santa's chillin tonight!!!
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34183 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:11 pm to
An old fashioned
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53417 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

Nothing needs assembling, my kids have moved onto things that need installation

It's been several years since I had to stay up late putting things together.
Posted by smoked hog
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
1892 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:18 pm to
Finished assembly of a bike last night, it is hidden in the shop under a bunch of decoy bags. Looking forward to actually resting after the kids go to sleep.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73155 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:20 pm to
My son is 22 and my daughter is 15. My days of being up all night on Christmas Eve to assemble anything are over.

But I paid my dues. Some notables over the years…

Swing set(with playhouse & monkey bar)
Basketball goal
Trampoline
In-door toddler trampoline*
Electric four-wheeler
Barbie Jeep
Barbie Castle
Barbie mansion
Barbie restaurant
Numerous LEGO castles & ships
Pirate ship
Make-up vanity
Cotton candy machine

The indoor-toddler trampoline set…

… made me question if it would be better to just convert to Judaism. That damned bungee cord needed to be like a quarter of an inch longer.

This post was edited on 12/24/23 at 3:21 pm
Posted by Glock17
Member since Oct 2007
23115 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:24 pm to
Was supposed to be a trampoline but with this weather I think it’ll stay in the box for Christmas morning
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
70819 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Trampoline


Yea, I did that alone at 11:00pm in the rain and cold.


It was not one of my favorite Christmas's


Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53417 posts
Posted on 12/24/23 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

But I paid my dues. Some notables over the years…

The worst for me was one of those game tables that was air hockey, pool table and foosball. I wayyyy underestimated that damn thing. Way worse than the Barbie dream house.
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