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re: What are the 10 WOAT names for women?

Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:26 pm to
Posted by TigerIron
Member since Feb 2021
3085 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:26 pm to
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Somewhat related to the topic, I had a friend in college whose mother was so sure she would be born a boy that she didn't even bother with a sonogram and already had the name Clarence picked out for her. Well...nine months later, she pops out a girl and her mother is adamant that her baby girl's name would still be Clarence. Her and her husband got into quite the verbal altercation and the doctor refused to sign the birth certificate if the name remained Clarence. They spent an entire week at the hospital at an impasse before they settled on Nicole.


I mean, Clarice was staring them right in the face.
Posted by dovehunter
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
1255 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:33 pm to
Le-sha. The dash don’t be silent.
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
12092 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:38 pm to
My wife thinks Fanny is a terrible name. Gertrude?
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10923 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 7:39 pm to
So you don't like old German names


Got it, you're a bitch
Posted by RoyalAir
Detroit
Member since Dec 2012
5908 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 8:52 pm to
I knew a Beatrice who was an absolute dime.

My vote is for Shelby. I loathe that name.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1684 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:06 pm to
I like Wanda and Tammy. Those are big hair, Smirnoff Ice bender, second-worst accountant in the department names.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1684 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:08 pm to
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I’ve been with two Claire’s in my life and both were attractive



A weird number of Korean chicks seem to be named Claire. Most of them are pretty hot.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:15 pm to
Lavern
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
5666 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:21 pm to
Hortense. Bertha. Dorcas.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14156 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:21 pm to
I've met a sizzling hot Olga before, an attractive Gretchen, and dated a Tammy.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87569 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:25 pm to
I grew up with a girl named Cinnamon
Posted by Squid
Goodlettsville
Member since Sep 2006
1243 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:38 pm to
Any stripper name:

Danielle
Gabrielle
Crystal
Autumn
Summer
Tammy
Posted by Bamarap
Hoover
Member since Oct 2015
238 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:39 pm to
Flossie or Fannie
Posted by ChEgrad
Member since Nov 2012
3282 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:43 pm to
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Mildred, Fern and Geneva


My grandma Fern begs to differ.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32807 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:44 pm to
As far as names that someone could conceivably be given in the last 15 years, the answer is clearly Crystal.
Posted by beaverfever
Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
32807 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:47 pm to
Everyone’s grandma’s name is ridiculous though so you have to exclude those. My grandma’s name was Reenie (no idea on spelling but that’s how it sounded) and I think that was actually a nickname for something weirder.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26815 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 9:54 pm to
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Olga




I dated an Olga who was hot AF….


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Tammy


That’s a fat girl’s name.
This post was edited on 12/21/23 at 9:57 pm
Posted by NederlandseVrouw
Baddin Ruuuidge
Member since Oct 2023
70 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:07 pm to
Destiny Hope. Aka Miley Cyrus. Way to go, Billy Ray.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18918 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:12 pm to
Gertrude
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29275 posts
Posted on 12/21/23 at 10:47 pm to
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