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Call to fight ‘snow penises’ issued in Russia
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:21 am
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:21 am
A plague of frozen phalluses has infested Ekaterinburg
A towering snow-penis – complete with anatomically-correct veins – appeared in a park outside the city’s opera house, where it stood proud for an entire day before municipal workers toppled it with a front loader and broke it apart with shovels.
Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city, with one culprit sculpting a short yet sturdy member on the hood of a parked car.
Bubnov also called on the public to take matters into their own hands and bring down the ice-bound boners where they see them, and to send him pictures of the penises so municipal workers could be dispatched to fell them.
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A towering snow-penis – complete with anatomically-correct veins – appeared in a park outside the city’s opera house, where it stood proud for an entire day before municipal workers toppled it with a front loader and broke it apart with shovels.
Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city, with one culprit sculpting a short yet sturdy member on the hood of a parked car.
Bubnov also called on the public to take matters into their own hands and bring down the ice-bound boners where they see them, and to send him pictures of the penises so municipal workers could be dispatched to fell them.
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Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:24 am to MasterDigger
War is hell.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:24 am to MasterDigger
Officials need to remove that snow dick from their arse and just let the penises stand tall.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:29 am to MasterDigger
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Call to fight ‘snow penises’ issued in Russia
The snow dicks will cold cock them and fight them to a stalemate.
This post was edited on 11/5/23 at 5:30 am
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:34 am to MasterDigger
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Cocky copycats soon erected similar works of art in parks across the city, with one culprit sculpting a short yet sturdy member on the hood of a parked car.
I wouldn’t call that short
Posted on 11/5/23 at 5:56 am to MasterDigger
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send him pictures of the penises
What a sicko.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:20 am to MasterDigger
Russia got infected by a bunch of Aggies.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:36 am to MasterDigger
Snow penis and NASA coffee cup vagina
That's where we are...
That's where we are...
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:40 am to MasterDigger
I am interested in the reasons for the erection (no pun intended) of the snow penises. Is it an expression of the desire for a dick or a statement about the personality of government officials?
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:50 am to MasterDigger
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Call to fight ‘snow penises’
50 50 chance the penis wins
Posted on 11/5/23 at 6:55 am to MasterDigger
That first one is quality work.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:07 am to MasterDigger
Nothing that a little heat couldn’t fix.
Maybe Russia has a weather machine like the US and will alter their winter weather pattern to be warm and snowless to prevent snow peni from being erected around town.
Maybe Russia has a weather machine like the US and will alter their winter weather pattern to be warm and snowless to prevent snow peni from being erected around town.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:21 am to MasterDigger
It does make me feel a little bit better to know it’s not just an American thing.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:46 am to MasterDigger
They should take the liberal approach and ban snow. Problem solved.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:53 am to MasterDigger
I had no idea there were so many A&M fans in Russia.
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:55 am to MasterDigger
I wonder if they'd prefer a snow vagina?
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:43 am to MasterDigger
Girth of a Nation
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:45 am to MasterDigger
quote:Might be the only non-sheather in Russia
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:48 am to MasterDigger
Moscow has Phallun
Posted on 11/5/23 at 11:12 am to MasterDigger
Some of the politards are very excited about this and love Russia even more now
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