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Moms Friend Wants Me
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:58 pm
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:58 pm
I’m 24. Mom is 52. Her friend is the same age but definitely checks out as a cougar. Brunette, pretty eyes, in shape, has her shite together.
So the other day I was at my parents house to watch the LSU game. My father was grilling and wanted to spend some time with me and let me help cook, so I accepted the invitation. We aren’t very close so I viewed it as a good time to watch some football and catch up with Dad.
Well unbeknownst to me she invited one of her friends over. As I later found out, the invitation was for her to “come have a glass of wine.” She shows up in athletic gear. Leggings, lululemon top which I thought was weird. Well, as we all know, middle aged women drinking wine can turn into other things. I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two.
This is where things turn a little weird, or maybe good for me. I’m dtf and she’s hot, so I don’t think it’s that big a deal. Maybe the age gap would freak out some people.
Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension. She made it seem like she really wanted to know me, which I thought was odd. She seems really interested in my life and, honestly, it kind of made me feel good.
I’ve thought it over and don’t really know what to do. Of course, as a mid 20’s male Im horny and always looking for my next move. I suspect she wants me but you hardly ever know with these things.
My questions to y’all is, should I pursue? Yes, her and my mother are close and talk often, but I really don’t think it’d be that hard to keep it on the down low. She is single and has her own home where we could hang out together, alone. I realize it might wreck their relationship if the secret got out but imo the risk is worth the reward. What would yall do in my situation?
So the other day I was at my parents house to watch the LSU game. My father was grilling and wanted to spend some time with me and let me help cook, so I accepted the invitation. We aren’t very close so I viewed it as a good time to watch some football and catch up with Dad.
Well unbeknownst to me she invited one of her friends over. As I later found out, the invitation was for her to “come have a glass of wine.” She shows up in athletic gear. Leggings, lululemon top which I thought was weird. Well, as we all know, middle aged women drinking wine can turn into other things. I join in on the fun, having a vodka or two.
This is where things turn a little weird, or maybe good for me. I’m dtf and she’s hot, so I don’t think it’s that big a deal. Maybe the age gap would freak out some people.
Mom’s friend starts making eye contact with me often, makes unnecessary contact with me (i.e.brushing my shoulder when I say something that isn’t even funny or witty), asks about what I did today, etc. We were alone together at one point because my parents were in the backyard together, and maybe it was just me but I could feel the sexual tension. She made it seem like she really wanted to know me, which I thought was odd. She seems really interested in my life and, honestly, it kind of made me feel good.
I’ve thought it over and don’t really know what to do. Of course, as a mid 20’s male Im horny and always looking for my next move. I suspect she wants me but you hardly ever know with these things.
My questions to y’all is, should I pursue? Yes, her and my mother are close and talk often, but I really don’t think it’d be that hard to keep it on the down low. She is single and has her own home where we could hang out together, alone. I realize it might wreck their relationship if the secret got out but imo the risk is worth the reward. What would yall do in my situation?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:59 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
My questions to y’all is, should I pursue?
Yeah, have fun.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:00 pm to Mr Roboto
I would already be a few knuckles deep instead of posting about it.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:00 pm to Mr Roboto
Smash.
Then smash 2 weeks after.
That shall suffice.
Congrats on the scratch-off. Cash it in.
Then smash 2 weeks after.
That shall suffice.
Congrats on the scratch-off. Cash it in.
This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:01 pm to Mr Roboto
Dear Penthouse forum,
I never thought it would happen to me...
And hell yes you smash that cougar. You do her real nice and she'll make you cookies after. This is a no brainer.
Can't get pregnant either, so spray them guts son
I never thought it would happen to me...
And hell yes you smash that cougar. You do her real nice and she'll make you cookies after. This is a no brainer.
Can't get pregnant either, so spray them guts son
This post was edited on 10/27/23 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:01 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
What would yall do in my situation?
Give her the best 47 seconds of your life.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:01 pm to Mr Roboto
Chickens penthouse forums alters in an attempt to save this place got me turned on
I was just gonna settle for the dating a Latina thread and thinking about owlfans hair
I was just gonna settle for the dating a Latina thread and thinking about owlfans hair
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to Mr Roboto
Dafuq? If you are real then go smash. If this is dear facebook, then go kick rocks.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to Mr Roboto
If a drunk cougar wanted you, you’d know it.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to Mr Roboto
None of this happened
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:02 pm to Mr Roboto
That’s a lot of typing just to have sex. Go get your dick wet baw. She’ll teach you some things!
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:03 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
What would yall do in my situation?
My penis would’ve already kicked my arse for spending wetwet time clacking away at a keyboard.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:03 pm to Mr Roboto
Just don’t come crying to us when you break it off and she cuts your moms dogs head off
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:id post pics first and foremost, but you youngsters ain't built like us old heads anymore
What would yall do in my situation?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to Mr Roboto
Are you the QB of the New York Jets , by chance ?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:04 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:Walk away... could be a "bunny in the pot" moment.
My questions to y’all is, should I pursue?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:05 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
Mom
quote:
Moms Friend
Pics?
We have rules here
Posted on 10/27/23 at 10:05 pm to Mr Roboto
quote:
and maybe it was just me
Almost definitely this, but yolo.
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