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re: Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories
Posted on 10/2/23 at 5:48 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 10/2/23 at 5:48 pm to Jim Rockford
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My randomly assigned freshman roommate at LSU was a Jesuit alum
Show me where at Kirby Smith he touched you
Posted on 10/2/23 at 5:59 pm to WB Davis
I had a roommate in the Air Force named Jared. Dude looked like a coked out Ryan Phillippe. My previous roommate, who was cool as shite, got out of the F and moved back home. I definitely could afford the rent($340/month for a two bedroom) but Jared wanted to get out of the dorms so I let him move in.
I lived in an apartment complex next to a really nice Mexican couple who would bring me leftovers all the time. Well, Jared would have parties when I was at work and the cops would be called all the time and since his name wasn't on the lease, I would always get in trouble.
He once brought home this nasty arse girl from the club and I woke up the next day and couldn't find my chocolate syrup so I knocked on his door and the dude told me he inserted the chocolate syrup in that chick and ate it out. He also brought another girl home who tried flushing her tampon out and got the toilet clogged and then for some reason, sprayed my shaving cream all over the bathroom. I kicked him out after that.
He ended up getting kicked out for cocaine. Go figure. I know remember him always wiping his nose when he lived with me. He's dead now(car wreck)
I lived in an apartment complex next to a really nice Mexican couple who would bring me leftovers all the time. Well, Jared would have parties when I was at work and the cops would be called all the time and since his name wasn't on the lease, I would always get in trouble.
He once brought home this nasty arse girl from the club and I woke up the next day and couldn't find my chocolate syrup so I knocked on his door and the dude told me he inserted the chocolate syrup in that chick and ate it out. He also brought another girl home who tried flushing her tampon out and got the toilet clogged and then for some reason, sprayed my shaving cream all over the bathroom. I kicked him out after that.
He ended up getting kicked out for cocaine. Go figure. I know remember him always wiping his nose when he lived with me. He's dead now(car wreck)
Posted on 10/2/23 at 7:30 pm to 777Tiger
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You just turned a deaf ear to it?
I actually would have to get close enough to where he could see me out of his peripheral.
He’d then say “I’m thawry” and put his dick up.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 7:39 pm to cheobode
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he inserted the chocolate syrup in that chick and ate it out
Who hasn't had a night like this?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 7:42 pm to cheobode
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I woke up the next day and couldn't find my chocolate syrup
This always ruins my mornings
Posted on 10/2/23 at 7:44 pm to WB Davis
Not me but A friend had a stoner roommate at SLU in the mid 90's. Buddy came back from class to find roommate sleeping on couch. went to work then straight out. Came home early AM, roommate still sleeping. Went to class next day, you guessed it, still sleeping. I guess you know where this is going, roommate was dead. I think he OD'd before it wasn't as prevalent as now.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 7:52 pm to WB Davis
My first college roommate would walk around naked for no reason. Her feet smelled really bad, and she would always wake me up every few hours to tell me something she thought of.
My second roommate always had made up drama with her imaginary boyfriends. She watched Dirty Dancing almost every night, and I couldn’t study in our room. She would also get into screaming fights with her mother every Friday.
My next roommate was awesome.
My second roommate always had made up drama with her imaginary boyfriends. She watched Dirty Dancing almost every night, and I couldn’t study in our room. She would also get into screaming fights with her mother every Friday.
My next roommate was awesome.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 8:04 pm to Honest Tune
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He’d then say “I’m thawry” and put his dick up.
Ok, literally made me lol
Posted on 10/2/23 at 8:25 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
He called himself the Big Daddy Dawg. Or … “the Bick Thaddy Thawg”.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 8:26 pm to WB Davis
Nothing crazy. Had one stealth move in with us. When his computer was set up on my table, I was like, "Motherfricker, that computer better be paying rent."
Posted on 10/2/23 at 8:59 pm to Locoguan0
At the start of my Sr. year I found myself with nowhere to live. My dad kinda sorta knew a guy in town that built/owned some small 4 unit apts and had a room to rent. 2 br / 1 bath fully furnished bottom floor. BUT, his freshman son was in the other room. Had just moved back from living with his mother in Texas. No car. his dad locked it up because the kid lost his license. Dad was ex Marine and the son didn't appreciate his sense of responsibility, to put it mildly. First month, his bike got stolen, although he might have sold it, I don't know. Never studied. Would bring friends over to late night watching TV that was just on the other side of my bedroom wall. One of his friend's dad ran a laundromat and they'd go get quarters from the machines and play pool which was fine as long as they stayed away from the apt. Ended up flunking out that qtr. and dad made him move in with him. I got the use of the apt for the next 2 qtrs all to myself. Pretty sweet.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:07 pm to Jmcc64
I had great roommates throughout college. All good friends to this day
One of my friends was from out of state and had a random roommate. He would turn the thermostat up to 80 because he liked it warm. Also, wiped his arse and put the TP in the trash bin instead of flushing it I really don’t understand that one. My buddy moved out mid semester and found another roommate.
One of my friends was from out of state and had a random roommate. He would turn the thermostat up to 80 because he liked it warm. Also, wiped his arse and put the TP in the trash bin instead of flushing it I really don’t understand that one. My buddy moved out mid semester and found another roommate.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:09 pm to Honest Tune
quote:Neither of you could hear the other person coming.
Had a deaf roommate in college that was addicted to porn and wacking. He always cranked it in the living room and never heard me walk in the door when I got home from class.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:11 pm to WB Davis
I had just graduated, and was looking for a place to stay after getting a job. This chick I knew, sort of a friend of a friend, said, "I heard you need a place to stay. I have an extra room." It was a great house in a centrally located neighborhood. She seemed cool, somewhat attractive, and easy to talk to, so I was like, "why not?"
It turns out she was a raging alcoholic. She would hide her liquor, and would get drunk at home by herself while I was at work. I would come home, and she would be just trashed, and wouldn’t admit that she was drinking. It got to where I couldn’t stand being around her. It was sad.
It turns out she was a raging alcoholic. She would hide her liquor, and would get drunk at home by herself while I was at work. I would come home, and she would be just trashed, and wouldn’t admit that she was drinking. It got to where I couldn’t stand being around her. It was sad.
This post was edited on 10/3/23 at 3:55 pm
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:12 pm to Mstate
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He would turn the thermostat up to 80 because he liked it warm. Also, wiped his arse and put the TP in the trash bin instead of flushing it
Was he Asian, by chance?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:24 pm to TigerinKorea
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Was he Asian, by chance?
He was black
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:28 pm to WB Davis
I was rooming with two guys. One dude had his shxt together, the other guy was constantly late on rent and bills and one day he just disappeared without notice and owing the other guy like 500 bucks. No one ever heard from the guy again.
A month passes. We find a new roommate. Our old roommates stuff is still there. We got to make room for our new roommate, so we hold a little get together, get hammered, and make a bon fire in the backyard of all his Earthly possessions. It was fantastic we nearly set the house on fire.
The next morning our new roommate stops by. Unbeknownst to us, he had left a laundry basket full of his favorite T-shirts and assorted hippie clothing in what was to be his new room.
He was very understanding and moved in anyway. We paid his share of utilities for 3 months to make up for torching part of his wardrobe.
A month passes. We find a new roommate. Our old roommates stuff is still there. We got to make room for our new roommate, so we hold a little get together, get hammered, and make a bon fire in the backyard of all his Earthly possessions. It was fantastic we nearly set the house on fire.
The next morning our new roommate stops by. Unbeknownst to us, he had left a laundry basket full of his favorite T-shirts and assorted hippie clothing in what was to be his new room.
He was very understanding and moved in anyway. We paid his share of utilities for 3 months to make up for torching part of his wardrobe.
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:30 pm to Mstate
Not a horror story, but I lived with this guy that was a huge slob. Leaving fast food all over the place, never saw him clean anything. Occasionally I’d come home and the place would be clean. He’d brag about how much he cleaned up and I needed to thank him. I came home from work early one day and his mom was cleaning the place.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:49 pm to WB Davis
My freshman roommate at LSU who has been one of my best friends since middle school one time pissed in a to go cup when he was stoned and didn’t feel like getting up to go to the bathroom. He didn’t tell me this and the next morning I knocked over said cup. There was a Katrina level flood of piss all over our room.
Also, our suite mate one night before an LSU game came home blackout at 3 AM and sprayed a fire extinguisher all over our dorm. If I had to guess the remnants still remain in that dorm today lol.
Also, our suite mate one night before an LSU game came home blackout at 3 AM and sprayed a fire extinguisher all over our dorm. If I had to guess the remnants still remain in that dorm today lol.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 9:54 pm to WB Davis
quote:Somewhere in America there's a guy with a smoking hot wife and an F250 ,, a fishing boat and he's sleeping with his secretary AND his bi-wife
WB Davis
that's talking about his gay roommate in college
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