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Wyoming Father & Son Bleached Penis Shapes On Cows As Payback To Ranch Neighbor
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:09 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:09 am
What a bunch of dicks!!
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A feud between neighbors allegedly boiled over to the point where a father and son now face felony charges for bleaching penis shapes on cows belonging to their neighbor, according to the Cowboy State Daily, who is all over this story that has apparently rocked the Wyoming cattle industry.
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Let me break down this feud for you guys as quickly as possible. I don’t want to play inside baseball here. Here is how this is playing out via the court documents:
• The Carrolls say they were growing frustrated with Habeck and his lack of care when his cows would get onto their property. The father-son duo admits their fence isn’t completely up to snuff, but that they always fixed parts of the fence that needed attention.
• They say Habeck wasn’t as proactive and this summer as they were out branding their own cattle, they decided it was time to “get Philip’s attention.”
• The Habeck cattle, which jumped the border on June 20, were rounded up by the Carrolls and an unnamed cohort who then “marked them up pretty good.”
• Investigators say those markings included dong art.
• There’s a bunch of arguing over the fence and how one neighbor is mad at the other for sitting around watching as the other guy tried to make life better for everyone.
• There are hurt feelings, cattle with dong markings and now felony charges.
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Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:12 am to Bourre
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The father-son duo admits their fence isn’t completely up to snuff
And they blame the neighbor? Utterly ridiculous.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:14 am to Bourre
Sounds like the neighbors had a beef.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:22 am to Bourre
Hope they round them up, they aren't stable.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:24 am to Bourre
That will teach those cows to not dick around.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 9:25 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:26 am to Bourre
a few dick drawings is one thing, but they did it to 189 cows
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:42 am to Bourre
In these days of social media keyboard warriors, look for these guys to milk this for all its worth.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:43 am to Bourre
I'm glad I'm a good neighbor. I'm also glad my neighbors are good neighbors. There's no way I couldn't have worked out a solution in those circumstances. Hell, I would have fixed or helped fix my neighbor's fence. My wife and I were out of town this past week and my neighbor sent me a message saying they haven't seen any movement around my house during that time and wanted to make sure we were OK. He wasn't aware we were out of town.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:53 am to Bourre
Udder bullshite.
ETA: Dammit, too late. Herd it through the bovine there would be a cow pun thread, but wasn't swift enough.
ETA: Dammit, too late. Herd it through the bovine there would be a cow pun thread, but wasn't swift enough.
This post was edited on 9/30/23 at 9:55 am
Posted on 9/30/23 at 9:55 am to Bourre
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:06 am to Bourre
Weak, they should have punked the bull with a good butt banging.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:39 am to Bourre
I fully expected the other family to be named "Johnson". I'm disappoint
Posted on 9/30/23 at 10:48 am to Bourre
No harm no foul.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:01 am to Bourre
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Investigators say those markings included dong art.
LOfrickingL
Posted on 9/30/23 at 11:08 am to Bourre
I have a neighbor down the road that had a neighbor who had awful fences. His cows were constantly getting into my friends planted fields, usually soybeans, corn, or cotton.
My friend pushed this guys cows back over the line and fixed fences many times for a couple of years. Always telling the bad neighbor to fix his fences.
Finally he had enough and he told the bad neighbor he was going to be planting his fields on that side of the property in a plant that was toxic to cows. The neighbor finally fixed his fences and my friend went back to planting his regular row crops.
The bad neighbor never supplemented his cows diet, never fertilized his pasture, (just let them eat whatever grew in his fields) and they looked like they were starving. I think they guy was glad his cows were getting out so they could feed for free on my friends crops.
Good fences make good neighbors.
My friend pushed this guys cows back over the line and fixed fences many times for a couple of years. Always telling the bad neighbor to fix his fences.
Finally he had enough and he told the bad neighbor he was going to be planting his fields on that side of the property in a plant that was toxic to cows. The neighbor finally fixed his fences and my friend went back to planting his regular row crops.
The bad neighbor never supplemented his cows diet, never fertilized his pasture, (just let them eat whatever grew in his fields) and they looked like they were starving. I think they guy was glad his cows were getting out so they could feed for free on my friends crops.
Good fences make good neighbors.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 1:03 pm to Bourre
I dont get it. Won't the bleached hair area grow back eventually with the original hair color.
Kind of like with the bleach blondes.
Kind of like with the bleach blondes.
Posted on 9/30/23 at 1:35 pm to Bourre
Bleaching wieners on cows is a felony? I thought this was America.
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