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re: For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:06 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:06 am to theunknownknight
Women don't fart. This hypothetical is nonsense.
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Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:24 am to theunknownknight
Let’s see your wife’s nudes so I can determine if I want to buy her farts.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:26 am to theunknownknight
I would encourage her.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:27 am to theunknownknight
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My ole lady (no pics, farts upon request) said she would be willing if there was a market.
She sounds classy.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:39 am to theunknownknight
Hell I'd be holding the bottle for her for a 10k a year.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:40 am to theunknownknight
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:41 am to Hangover Haven
And deviled eggs!
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:41 am to theunknownknight
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Online and/or via only fans
My ole lady (no pics, farts upon request) said she would be willing if there was a market.
It would be one helluva an upselling opportunity...y'all could offer custom scented farts....like fried chicken, collard greens, you name it we can make it happen, for a premium surcharge of course.
You could also evolve into multiple income streams...why not custom scented urine, for example? With the market for generic and custom farts there has to be a market for asparagus urine, garlic urine, again, you name it and we can make it. You don't want to think small when you at the forefront of an emerging market....
Posted on 9/27/23 at 6:45 am to Sao
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You bet. If she can bag 200K for queefs, I'm in on that as well.
Holy shite...I didn't even consider queefs as separate income stream. They are easier to produce to...all it takes is an air compressor. Wanna good regulator on it less you blow the ole ladies pussy out but with some common sense and a good regulator you could pump that thing up and capture thousands of pussy farts in an 8 hour day without causing any damage at all...you can't hurt one of the damned things, if they made tires out of pussy skins you would never have to buy a second set in a lifetime....
Posted on 9/27/23 at 8:24 am to fr33manator
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There's one more set of fart stench, in her jar, in the morning. No one is gonna understand that Jim Croce reference unless they know One Less Set of Footprints
I know the song.. i know pretty much his entire discography .. but ive never misheard the lyrics that way lol
Posted on 9/27/23 at 8:27 am to AwgustaDawg
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I didn't even consider queefs as separate income stream
That is a sentence that, if i lived to be 150 yrs old- i never thought in my life that i would ever see………
Posted on 9/27/23 at 8:47 am to BK Lounge
It wasn't a misheard lyric. More trying to parody Jim Croce in to fart jars.
Wasn't sure what the other poster was getting at
Wasn't sure what the other poster was getting at
Posted on 9/27/23 at 8:57 am to theunknownknight
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via only fans
So they can stare at everything while watching her fill the jars?
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:14 am to BK Lounge
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Girls dont fart, so it’s a moo point .
Get your girl a peloton baw.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:31 am to theunknownknight
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For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
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For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
Buddy, for 150 G's, Each bottle will come with my personal whiff analysis, as well as pairing suggestions.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:32 am to theunknownknight
I'm a stinky fart in a bottle, you gotta smell me right away.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:33 am to theunknownknight
What happens when one of her simps shows up at your house looking for one right from the tap.?
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:42 am to Ron Popeil
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What happens when one of her simps shows up at your house looking for one right from the tap.?
Hopefully charge double and run a mask with a hose attached up to the tap.
This is me demonstrating the technique.
This post was edited on 9/27/23 at 10:32 am
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:52 am to AwgustaDawg
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.I didn't even consider queefs as separate income stream. They are easier to produce to...all it takes is an air compressor.
Or you know, just use your mouth like most people.
Posted on 9/27/23 at 9:54 am to theunknownknight
It’s a gateway drug to pooping on camera like the girl from Teen Mom.
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