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For $150,000 a year, would you be ok with your wife bottling her farts and selling them?
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:35 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:35 pm
Online and/or via only fans
My ole lady (no pics, farts upon request) said she would be willing if there was a market.
My ole lady (no pics, farts upon request) said she would be willing if there was a market.
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Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:36 pm to theunknownknight
Yes. Because how do they know they are my wife’s and not just mine.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:36 pm to theunknownknight
This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 9:37 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:36 pm to theunknownknight
Absofrickinglutely!
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:36 pm to theunknownknight
Sorry, my wife doesn't pass gas.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:37 pm to theunknownknight
Girls dont fart, so it’s a moo point .
ETA dammit that guy beat me by one minute
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ETA dammit that guy beat me by one minute
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This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:37 pm to The Eric
My guess is there will be some new AI soon that will have fart verifying technology.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:37 pm to The Eric
I would make her eat Taco Bell before hand lol
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:37 pm to theunknownknight
Depends on how many jars that is. 150k ain’t enough for me to have to live with a 24/7 fart machine.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:38 pm to theunknownknight
That's how you know Jim Croce was a freak.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:38 pm to theunknownknight
I'd make her the red beans to keep them coming... 
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:39 pm to billjamin
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Depends on how many jars that is. 150k ain’t enough for me to have to live with a 24/7 fart machine.
$1k per fart
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:39 pm to theunknownknight
I use to wonder how big an idiot you were, now we all know.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:39 pm to shutterspeed
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That's how you know Jim Croce was a freak.
I dont get it, splain plz
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:41 pm to theunknownknight
I'd be ok if we told the weirdos they were her farts, but I would insist that they come from me.
Nobody gets my wife's farts.
Nobody gets my wife's farts.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:41 pm to theunknownknight
How is it verified it’s the wife?
My dog is gassy. I could make a lot of money if that would work or maybe if there is a market for bottled up dog farts.
My dog is gassy. I could make a lot of money if that would work or maybe if there is a market for bottled up dog farts.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:41 pm to theunknownknight
Our society has reached the point of no return...
The movie Idiocracy was prophecy...
The movie Idiocracy was prophecy...
This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:42 pm to BK Lounge
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$1k per fart
Roughly 500 farts a day if you take weekends off
That’s 21 farts an hour, in an 8 hour work day schedule that’s 75 farts per hour or 1.25 farts per minute.
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:42 pm to theunknownknight
Id take far less money and be cool with it. 
Edit: Well nevermind I didnt realize she would have to work 40 hour weeks constantly bottling up her farts…
I was thinking a couple fart bottles a week.
Edit: Well nevermind I didnt realize she would have to work 40 hour weeks constantly bottling up her farts…
I was thinking a couple fart bottles a week.
This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 9/26/23 at 9:42 pm to theunknownknight
You gotta put her picture on the bottle or it’s not worth anything.
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