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Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:59 pm to jatilen
I'm fine with these retards dieing early due to obesity. So long as my tax dollars ain't buying her fudge rounds.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 7:59 pm to lsufan1971
Fatter you are the more soap you have to use, I see you Dove. 
Posted on 9/14/23 at 8:00 pm to jatilen
This is big brain thinking by Dove.
It takes more soap to wash fat people.
Fat customers = more sales.
Also fat people stink.
Smart.
It takes more soap to wash fat people.
Fat customers = more sales.
Also fat people stink.
Smart.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:01 pm to Knartfocker
quote:Just think of all the bars of soap it will take to clean something that big! Risky, but bold move!
Good advertising for dove if their soap can make that thing not smell like shite
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:04 pm to Knartfocker
quote:I don't think she can reach around the rolls of lard to wipe away the shite smell, tbh.
Good advertising for dove if their soap can make that thing not smell like shite
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:08 pm to jatilen
FAT
Nasty
BLM
None of that ads up to anything approaching attractive.
Dylan Mulvany, take a seat. Watch how destroying a corporation is done properly.
Nasty
BLM
None of that ads up to anything approaching attractive.
Dylan Mulvany, take a seat. Watch how destroying a corporation is done properly.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:13 pm to 14&Counting
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:14 pm to Adajax
quote:
Let them celebrate their fatness. They'll be gone soon enough.
These are the wrong takes.
Your taxes are already going to buy pills for fat fricking slobs to keep them living longer and in these meds.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:17 pm to jatilen
Are they going to get Bertha - one of the Butt sisters - to do an ad? That would probably help for older fat people they are trying to target.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 10:20 pm to TrueTiger
Would love to have been in that marketing meeting. Most of the people in the room were serious about the cause and a few were trying not to laugh as the numbers guy shared how much more soap they would sell.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 11:27 pm to jatilen
Well, folks as generously portioned as this lady is do need a lot more soap.
Posted on 9/14/23 at 11:30 pm to jatilen
Fuuuuuuuk change the rules
Posted on 9/14/23 at 11:38 pm to mtb010
quote:
She'll be dead within 10 years.
And when she drops dead they'll blame racism
Posted on 9/15/23 at 12:34 am to jatilen
Dove Chocolate or Dove soap?
Posted on 9/15/23 at 4:45 am to jatilen
So is Dove going to do the right thing and let her expense two seats when she travels or are they going to with standard policy
Posted on 9/15/23 at 6:25 am to jatilen
Dude's a hog.
Posted on 9/15/23 at 6:59 am to jatilen
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she is “committed to keeping the voices of marginalized people, such as Black, Indigenous, and Latinx people who exist in fat bodies
They exist in those bodies mainly in America, which makes it less of a genetic or racial burden as it is an American lifestyle “condition” and something that is clearly not deserving of celebration for all the world to see.
This basically fits within the current odd ball climate we find ourselves in in America today, celebrating that which should be embarrassing, but instead is a topic of celebration.
Nobody wants to see all that, just like they don’t want to see my late 50’s man bod paraded in front of the world in a swimsuit as if I’m some object of desire.
Posted on 9/15/23 at 7:24 am to umrebel2009
More surface area the more bars needed.
Let's do some math:
The body surface area of a woman 5'4" 125 lbs is 1.6m2.
The body surface area of a 5'4" 225 lbs is 2.14m2.
Having type 2 diabetes will shorten your life by 6 years.
A shower once a day for 80 years at 1.6 m2 per day is 46,720m2.
A shower once a day for 74 years at 2.14m2 per day is 57,801m2.
That's a 19.17% increase in sales if you push for people to be overweight.
Let's do some math:
The body surface area of a woman 5'4" 125 lbs is 1.6m2.
The body surface area of a 5'4" 225 lbs is 2.14m2.
Having type 2 diabetes will shorten your life by 6 years.
A shower once a day for 80 years at 1.6 m2 per day is 46,720m2.
A shower once a day for 74 years at 2.14m2 per day is 57,801m2.
That's a 19.17% increase in sales if you push for people to be overweight.
Posted on 9/15/23 at 7:37 am to jatilen
Oh good! Another product to add to my “Do Not Ever Buy Again” list.
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