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re: House Painters...Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?

Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:09 am to
Posted by Squirrelwhisperer
Newellton
Member since Jun 2023
163 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:09 am to
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I don’t reckon most of y’all have done much painting, but standing on a ladder, looking up all day, repetitive motion, painting base boards, etc, that shite hurts


I have painted every wall in the last two houses I bought. It is a colossal pain in the arse. Hat's off to painters. They got a rough job.
Posted by Bronson2017
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2019
1986 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:25 am to
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Aircraft painter for 12 years. The reason they show up in dirty painted clothes is because they care more about the paint on the product than their own clothes. 2nd they drive a crappy looking van is because who wants paint stains or paint leaking in a nice vehicle. And if they kept everything cleaned and spotless then their over head would be alot higher which they would pass that bill to the home owner. Some people need to get their heads out of their asses and quit judging people on how they look and judge them on the quality of their work. Not everyone is a Beta male who worries about their appearance. Maybe they just worry about doing a good quality job for a good honest pay


The painters that did our house we recently built were some of the nicest people and were one of the few contractors that showed up on time and got shite done. 4 white guys that looked rough but did fantastic work.
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31954 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:32 am to
Probably don’t want to hop in the Denali with coveralls soaked in paint spray.

I’ve worked in construction/contracting and you don’t want to trust laborers with nice vehicles. Cheap, shitty, and inexpensive is the way to go for the most part
Posted by magicman534
The dirty dell
Member since May 2011
1649 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 10:49 am to
The entire crew who painted my house did drive shitty vehicles. However, I believe they preferred weed as their drug of choice. Stoned at 0700 when they arrived every am, stoned when the came back from lunch. They showed up on time and painted straight lines though. No complaints here.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30647 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:18 am to
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Because home builders cut cost at every point to profit, so they get Crack heads who do shity work cheap.
You want to see a fun bunch find a commercial roofing job, with out Mexicans doing the work. They look like zombies from the herion and pills. It is amazing how they don't die more often


I've had a lot of work done this spring/summer. Replacing rotten wood, install windows, paint exterior trim, secure gutters, etc. I don't want anyone working on my house BUT Mexicans.
This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 11:21 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
58268 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:20 am to
Let me give you a pro tip. If you call up a painter looking to get a job done and they say they can start on it first thing tomorrow....run. Don't do bidness with those folks.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
19859 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:21 am to
that's just what real men look like
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:24 am to
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House Painters

They're called Tradesmen of America. Show some respect, you educated commie.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
58268 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:24 am to
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I've had a lot of work done this spring/summer. Replacing rotten wood, install windows, paint exterior trim, secure gutters, etc. I don't want anyone working on my house BUT Mexicans.

To keep it on subject, the best trim/finish painter I've ever known is a Guatemalan guy in his mid-50s. He paints trim for several contractors and remodelers and works as a jeweler in his spare time. He did both back in his home country growing up. That dude might as well be ambidextrous because he can out paint everyone else with either hand. Cuts down on time moving ladders and such. Dude is an absolute pleasure to be around, always laughing and cracking jokes.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5282 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 11:59 am to
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I believe he is Southern Baptist, but we still warmly welcome him when it is time to paint.


Love these little gems like this one in your posts
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
1914 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:20 pm to
Just be glad they exist or you'd be out in 115 heat scraping paint dodging wasps fricking 300lb women.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29552 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 12:32 pm to
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because they are all murderers?


My BiL used to be a manager of a fairly profitable SherwinWilliams.

He made a statement once that stuck with me. “These guys didn’t choose the life of painters, the life of a painter chose them.”

It’s the best job they can get that doesn’t require certification like plumbing, AC, or electrician.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1419 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:41 pm to
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Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?






Prison whites to painter’s whites. Comfortable transition
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
15800 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 1:59 pm to
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Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?


Because they were.
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
13594 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:33 pm to
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House Painters...Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?


The concrete guys, framing carpenters, drywall guys, roofers, and bricklayers I have seen would make most painters look like Homer, the Home Depot mascot guy.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
72035 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:36 pm to
This is like asking why a car mechanic has oil on his clothes.

Or why a guy that cleans hood vents has grease stains all over his.

Or why do construction guys drag mud everywhere.

This post was edited on 8/2/23 at 2:38 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140607 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 2:39 pm to
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Why do they all look like they've just got released from prison?
because they all likely just did
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
88029 posts
Posted on 8/16/23 at 10:33 pm to
you guys ever see The Irishman

mob hitmen are called house painters
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