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What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:38 am
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:38 am
I went to one where the food caterer was raising canes. That’s my top
I asked the groom about it because he really was a good buddy of mine from college and he said you can’t beat the tail gate price I just shook my head and laughed
I asked the groom about it because he really was a good buddy of mine from college and he said you can’t beat the tail gate price I just shook my head and laughed

This post was edited on 7/22/23 at 10:42 am
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:40 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
In New Iberia. Bud lights were flowing and the bride was twerking on everyone
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Most weddings I go to I wish there was a plate of juicy chicken tenders hidden under table cloth somewhere.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:42 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
JOP signed my first marriage license during LSU arkansas at his house wearing LSU gear.
We were eloping the next week and didn't feel like doing paperwork in the destination state.
We were eloping the next week and didn't feel like doing paperwork in the destination state.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:45 am to BayouBengal23
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Bud lights were flowing and the bride was twerking on everyone
Boss move during the money dance is to pull up a chair and hand her a stack of ones.
Judge the room, but it usually gets a good laugh.

Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:45 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
midwest. a couple of jeans and hoodies wearers (white people from the country). cash bar.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:46 am to X123F45
My niece's first wedding was outdoors and haybales were used for chairs.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I haven’t been to this one, but has anyone seen the YouTube video of the bride singing buck Cherry while she walked down the aisle?
This post was edited on 7/22/23 at 10:47 am
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
In front of a trailer in a small town Mississippi. The dozen people attending wedding were waiting then a phone call told the bride the groom had been arrested. Justice of the Peace officiating wedding got on phone and was able to drive the next town over with bride and get groom released to come get married. Believe he had to report back to courthouse next day after wedding.
Don't remember anything about food after. That was 30 years ago.
Don't remember anything about food after. That was 30 years ago.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I am past the wedding group
Was at a funeral in the past decade where the family got in a fight and knocked over the open casket and the body rolled out. There are Jerry Springer episodes with less fighting and trashiness.
Was at a funeral in the past decade where the family got in a fight and knocked over the open casket and the body rolled out. There are Jerry Springer episodes with less fighting and trashiness.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:50 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
My own damn brother’s wedding was Aerosmith-themed. Yes, that’s right. Bridesmaids looked like wannabe strippers. I was the best man… Every other wedding I’ve attended or participated in was traditional and thoughtful. That thing was a shitshow.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:51 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
At a hotel in Houma - not sure why we went
Oh it was my husband’s cousin
Oh it was my husband’s cousin

Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:52 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Went to one where the groom and groomsmen all wore camo ties and cummerbunds and were all outside funneling beers 5 minutes before the wedding.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:52 am to Cheese Grits
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Was at a funeral in the past decade where the family got in a fight and knocked over the open casket and the body rolled out.
This just didn’t happen
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:57 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
The invite was sent via e-mail and it was BYOB. Not kidding.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:03 am to tiger rag 93
I wish, sadly it did.
It is one time in my life where almost every negative mountain / Southern stereotype was in full display. Today everybody would have captured it on their cell phone and posted it on TiC TOC.

It is one time in my life where almost every negative mountain / Southern stereotype was in full display. Today everybody would have captured it on their cell phone and posted it on TiC TOC.

Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:17 am to X123F45
quote:Did the JoP actually marry you or only sign a marriage license? Because if you had a marriage ceremony in another state based on a Louisiana marriage license, you might well not be legally married.
JOP signed my first marriage license during LSU arkansas at his house wearing LSU gear. We were eloping the next week and didn't feel like doing paperwork in the destination state.

Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:19 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
College buddy's wedding in Arkansas...ceremony was at 10 AM...full mass then reception followed at 11 in the schools fricking cafeteria. We were treated to a luke warm lunch, his brother figuring out the acoustic guitar as he went on "stage" and....punch. I to this day don't know why I wore a suit to this thing as the groom was the only one not in jeans. At a certain point he pulled us aside and said sorry....her family is religious...but I got yall! Check the back room. There was a case of warm af bud light. After the festivities wrapped up at noon sharp, we were told to take a wedding favor...which had also been the decoration.... a Mason jar full of what I'm sure was great value brand olive oil w the couples pictures floating inside.
Worth mentioning I drove 5 hours to be at this thing....
Worth mentioning I drove 5 hours to be at this thing....
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:22 am to scott8811
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full mass
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her family is religious
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back room. There was a case of warm af bud light
The best part of Catholic weddings is the open bar, this story didn’t happen
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:24 am to GreenRockTiger
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The best part of Catholic weddings is the open bar, this story didn’t happen
You misunderstand.....HE was catholic and SHE converted. Her family that paid what I imagine was $200 total for this reception was Baptist. It was literally the worst of both worlds
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