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I'm looking for a marketing job, here's how to help Bud Light/AB turn sales back around!
Posted on 4/23/23 at 7:08 am
Posted on 4/23/23 at 7:08 am
we just need to introduce a new can!
This post was edited on 4/23/23 at 7:14 am
Posted on 4/23/23 at 7:10 am to dcbl
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dcbl
How’s your transition going?
Posted on 4/23/23 at 7:11 am to dcbl
Bet that sounded witty and funny in your head.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 7:11 am to dcbl
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dcbl
Don't worry, Alissa, you'll be back on your feet before you know it.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 9:00 am to dcbl
They could start by making a better product.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 9:22 am to dcbl
Introduce a "limited time only" "Summer Brand" of what you call "Baw Beer". It's a specially brewed "high-value" beer that comes in both Light and Heavy. It's cheaper than the main line "Bud" name brands. It's only out for the summer, so, get yours now.
BAW BEER
BAW BEER
Posted on 4/23/23 at 9:29 am to dcbl
Oh Hell Yeah! I miss my Ultra. Regardless, the original Bud Light cans are outstanding investment opportunities, especially unopened.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 9:33 am to dcbl
Just start putting sexy women athletes/bikini models on the can with the can wrapped in red white and blue stripes.
The cans will sell themselves make them collectible cans like the Monopoly game at McDonald’s to collect them all for a prize.
The cans will sell themselves make them collectible cans like the Monopoly game at McDonald’s to collect them all for a prize.
This post was edited on 4/23/23 at 10:10 am
Posted on 4/23/23 at 9:42 am to dcbl
Still wouldn’t drink.
Bud Light is dead to me. I have not drank it in years because it is shite beer. But now when I see anyone I know drinking it I’m going to give them hell. “Queer beer.” “Tranny fluid.” Whatever it takes to get them to stop.
Bud Light is dead to me. I have not drank it in years because it is shite beer. But now when I see anyone I know drinking it I’m going to give them hell. “Queer beer.” “Tranny fluid.” Whatever it takes to get them to stop.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 9:49 am to dcbl
Free Beer Nutz koozie with purchase of bud light case.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 10:48 am to dcbl
They need to do a “Real Men of Genius” ad that spoofs Dylan Mulvaney.
“Here’s to you, Mr. Gay Guy in a little girl costume! Your commitment to trolling the system has earned you millions! Enjoy your White House visit with Pedo Joe, and be sure to wash you hair before you go!”
“Here’s to you, Mr. Gay Guy in a little girl costume! Your commitment to trolling the system has earned you millions! Enjoy your White House visit with Pedo Joe, and be sure to wash you hair before you go!”
Posted on 4/23/23 at 10:51 am to dcbl
This is what the beer represented BEFORE that stupid bitch worked her magic!
Posted on 4/23/23 at 10:55 am to dcbl
There next ad will be hard working men style. Construction worker, iron workers, oil field... It will have trucks and hot babes, and American flags out the wazzo.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 11:14 am to dcbl
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here's how to help Bud Light/AB turn sales back around!
there is no turning it around
once you force your customers to find out other beers taste a lot better than yours, they arent switching back no matter what you do, unless you redo the recipe to make your beer taste better than any other beers out there
that is the main difference why this thing has such sticking power, they left because of the commercial, but they arent going back because now they know the other beers taste better
Posted on 4/23/23 at 1:05 pm to dcbl
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we just need to introduce a new can!
while at a golfing event this weekend near avondale louisiana serving beer at concession booth we sold nearly zero bud light knowing but last year bud light was sold nearly equal other beers.
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