coachcrisp

re: Saban on This Past Weekend

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/6/26 at 11:53 am to BevoBucks

College football fans need to find 1 1/2 hours out of their schedule to sit down and watch this interview. It'll be worth your time if you're a football fan!

Thanks to Bevobucks for posting it. :cheers:

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re: Made 1200 bucks this weekend.

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/5/26 at 5:30 pm to CIGAR_cigarillo

:dope:
Who in hell gives a flying f**k what you bet on? Do you really think that anybody on this board does? Man, please!! :rolleyes:

re: Jamelle Hill: Black parents have a choice. Better Education or Cultural Enrichment.

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/4/26 at 1:46 pm to BoomerandSooner

The basic question should be

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'how do I and other parents/kids like mine change the quality of education in "their" school!'

Changing the negative aspects of their culture would be an excellent start, IMO..

re: Hang it in the Louvre!

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/3/26 at 3:49 pm to DMagic

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Let you who haven’t passed out after day drinking cast the first piss balloon

Inside a sold out SEC football stadium?
Piss balloon inbounds!

SEC Score Board

re: Sark had Tejas smoke cigars after 10rc win.

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/1/26 at 1:49 pm to Night Vision

When Saban brought Sark's drunk-arse into Alabama's Coaches Rehab Program, he was semi comatose for a couple of years, so when he came back around he had forgotten that the "cigar" tradition was just a Tide/Vol thing.
I'm pretty sure a UT fan will whisper that info in his ear soon.

re: Colin Simmons set Texas single game sack record with 5.5

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/1/26 at 1:44 pm to Texas Man

Don't be butt-hurt when he doesn't win a Nagurski nor Bednarik trophy at the end of the year, either.
Some people don't appreciate vulgar behavior in front of millions of people (kids ARE included) on TV. That's not helpful to one's culture, and there are more important things than "games".

re: Colin Simmons Named National Defensive Player of the Week by 3 Awards Organizations

Posted by coachcrisp on 10/1/26 at 1:24 pm to Old School Tex

:rotflmao:
FIVE days and y'all are still trying to smooth this embarrassment over!

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re: White House begins sending $500 ObamaCare checks for excess user fees to millions!!

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/30/26 at 7:04 pm to gumbeaux

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Trump is a desperate President.

:lol: Really?
He's not on any ballot, can veto any bill not approved by 60% or more of Congress, and has all the paper and pens he needs to administer ALL the executive orders his heart desires.
HELL! That type of scenario is right down his alley!

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re: Bama stat headng into the Mississippi State game

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/30/26 at 6:45 pm to Rambone

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The University of Alabama Crimson Tide has a marginally better winning percentage in Tiger Stadium than The University of LSU Fighting Tigers do.

No shite.

Alabama has a better record in LSU's own stadium than they do. When they call it Bryant Denny West. That shite ain't no joke.

It was rumored back then that coach Bryant called his old buddy, Coach Cholly Mac to find out which dates that LSU was on the road the next year. When Cholly Mac asked why he wanted to know, he told him that Denny Stadium (named back then) was getting some upgrades, and he thought it'd be smart to play his home games in Tiger Stadium since they had such a good record playing there.
Then the line went dead.
:dunno:

re: Bama making more history

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/29/26 at 11:47 am to AUreo

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So cute. Bammers bragging about Top 25 achievements while other schools are busy sending alumns into space, produce academy award winners, legendary FAANG CEOs, and IOC presidents…

Academy award winners!!
WTF! :rotflmao:

re: OT-Texas lit up cigars in the Neyland locker room after the Tennessee game

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/28/26 at 12:06 pm to Hback

When Saban brought Sark's drunk-arse into Alabama's Coaches Rehab Program, he was semi comatose for a couple of years, so when he came back around he had forgotten that the "cigar" tradition was just a Tide/Vol thing.
I'm pretty sure a UT fan will whisper that info in his ear soon. :thup:

re: Alabama -4 1/2 vs Miss State

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/28/26 at 11:54 am to Hoyt

It started at 3pts. It's now up to 6 1/2 pts. now.
That an excellent indication that the smart money is giving the points. The professional gamblers have info that we don't possess, so....... :dunno:

re: What happened to SEC pride

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/26/26 at 10:11 am to SloaneRanger

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The SEC has a Greg Sankey problem. If people don't recognize that, then I don't know what else to say.

We certainly hope that last part continues to holdup. :rolleyes:

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re: Video of President's Donald Trump and Xi Jinping with their wives

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/25/26 at 3:52 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

WELL DONE!

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re: SEC score predictions this weekend?

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/24/26 at 6:09 pm to Tigers Win Again

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Maybe not. But maybe they will.

That's stepping out on a limb!

re: LSU alum and NBA Hall-of-Famer Bob Pettit has passed away

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/24/26 at 6:07 pm to SEC Doctor

He was KING of the hook shot.
He used to conduct basketball clinics while walking all the way around the edge of the free throw lane (the "paint") with a basketball and shooting hook shots. His clinics usually lasted around 30 minutes.....
and he rarely, if ever, missed a shot!

re: $2.5B Coming to Alabama For Largest Infrastructure Project In State History

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/18/26 at 6:37 pm to Bobby OG Johnson

Richard Shelby was huge in the coming-together of this project.

re: Name a federal politician you believe is 90% truthful

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/17/26 at 9:28 am to 756

Fetterman.

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re: I question Russell's QB I.Q. and I have NO question about the OL's inability to compete..

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/15/26 at 9:18 am to JoseyWalesTheOutlaw

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At this point, 12 has already made up his mind where he is going to throw the ball when he breaks the huddle.

If that receiver is open, then we have success. If not, we have a potential problem.

Just needs more and more snaps in live fire. Two more games and I believe we will see what we have in 12.

You are absolutely correct, and that's what I'm talking about.
There are a number of college players with this problem. As I said, route reads are as much a natural talent as it's a "learned" skill. Even in the pros you see guys with great arms, scrambling ability and excellent Olines having problems finding the "open" receiver.
I'm surprised that so many people around here don't realize that.

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re: I question Russell's QB I.Q. and I have NO question about the OL's inability to compete..

Posted by coachcrisp on 9/14/26 at 10:26 am to Funky Tide 8

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Questioning a QBs IQ at halftime of his first ever SEC road game as a starter is pretty much ridiculous. Dudes a true sophomore. Lets have some perspective here, folks.

If y'all cant see the Keelon will eventually be really, really good when he settles in and figures things out then idk what to tell ya.

:lol:
QB I.Q. and an individual's !.Q. are two very different things, and questioning describes a sense of unsurety, not statement of fact! The problem of player alignment on so many plays, and so much pre-snap backfield movement (called by the QB) projects uncertainty and confusion. Also, route reads tend to be an individual quality. Obviously experience should improve his, but for someone who's been on the team practicing with them for 1 1/2 years, he certainly didn't show it.
I laugh at both the "total optimists" and the "woe is me" howlers on the board, but my assessment at halftime was simply an opinion from what I'd seen so far.