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Has anyone ever eaten while on the toilet?
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:02 pm
And don't lie.
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Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:03 pm to Pandy Fackler
fricking right. Only 24 hours in the day. Do it at work too and you can use your lunch break for other activities.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:03 pm to Pandy Fackler
Drinking whilst peeing is the best.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:04 pm to Pandy Fackler
I drink coffee on the shitter every Sunday morning. It helps grease the skids.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:04 pm to Alyosha
quote:
Drinking whilst peeing is the best.
I'm talking about sitting down and eating something.
I once had a bowl of frosted mini wheats whilst taking a shite.
This post was edited on 4/18/23 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:05 pm to Pandy Fackler
Nope. Just something I cannot do. There are poo particles in the room!
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:06 pm to Pandy Fackler
Never eaten one one, but have gotten head on one. 
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:06 pm to Pandy Fackler
God I love this place.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:08 pm to Pandy Fackler
You mean has anyone ever achieved peak efficiency?
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:09 pm to Pandy Fackler
Sure. I've stopped home to take a shite while on lunch break and ate my sandwich while on the toilet before. If there are poo particles in the air then I'd be inhaling them anyway 
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:10 pm to Pandy Fackler
I dropped a deuce in the McDonald's in Westlake and there were two mcmuffin wrappers in the stall 
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:10 pm to Nump
quote:
You mean has anyone ever achieved peak efficiency?
708pm and the OT has been won for the day.
Upvote forthwith.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:12 pm to Pandy Fackler
One time, a guy called our house asking to speak to my sister.
I yelled her name, loud enough for him to hear, then told him she's busy poopin. "She's eating a donut and poopin".
Pretty sure we never heard from him again.
I yelled her name, loud enough for him to hear, then told him she's busy poopin. "She's eating a donut and poopin".
Pretty sure we never heard from him again.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:13 pm to Pandy Fackler
What a bizarre thing to do.
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:14 pm to Pandy Fackler
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:15 pm to Pandy Fackler
What in the trailer park is this thread?
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:16 pm to saint tiger225
quote:
but have gotten head on one
Ah yes, the blumpkin
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:17 pm to Pandy Fackler
Is this some sort of dog whistle for the fatties?
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:18 pm to Pandy Fackler
If you sit backwards, you have an instant table to eat off of, but you got to completely remove your pants/underwear
Posted on 4/18/23 at 7:23 pm to Pandy Fackler
I once fixed a really bang-up turkey sandwich. Seriously, probably the best sandwich I have ever personally made; the ratio of meat, cheese, veggie, and condiments was perfect. Everything was in balance. Caught a sudden and urgent case of the scoots, but I was only a couple of bites into this masterpiece. I sure as shite ate that motherfricker while sitting on the toilet.
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