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TulaneLSU's review of Air and TulaneLSU's Top 10 Air Jordans of all-time

Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:48 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:48 pm
Dear Friends,

Happy Eastertide! Over the last week, we have all celebrated the great acclamation that gives this world meaning and redemption: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again. Dying, Christ destroyed our death, rising Christ restored our life. Lord Jesus, come in glory. I pray that this message of amazing news finds you all well.

It has been more than three years since I last entered a movie theater. Besides church, few places in this world have been more of a home than the cinema. There was a time from 2009 through 2011 that I visited the theaters at least three times each week, and shared my thoughts on some of those movies with my Movie Board brethren: TulaneLSU's 2011-2012 Movie Review Thread.


The return to theaters was the last thing on my mind when today began. The entire family has been on the Outer Banks in North Carolina for Holy Week. Mother’s friend offered us his condo last year, so we made a trip of it. I was at first reluctant to go, instead hoping to join SuperSaint for a day of charity and round of golf at Tehama, but when she told me we would be staying in Kill Devil Hills, I thought what a perfectly named place to prepare ourselves for the life, death, and resurrection of our Lord. As most of you know, it was at Kill Devil Hills, not Kitty Hawk, that the Wright brothers first soared through the air.

We began the morning with a vigil followed by a stunning sunrise service on the sands. Lacking the solemnity of a service at St. John the Divine in Morningside or Fourth Church on Michigan Avenue, which isn’t quite the same since John Buchanan retired, the undisonant backdrop was beautiful in its simplicity. There was an ever brief pause in the brumal rain at the moment the minister proclaimed Christ rising from the pit of death. Fittingly, a petrichor emanated from the bulwark of sea oats atop the nearby dune. The downpour and service continued.

Impluvious, the family rushed from the service to the beach house, where Mother, Uncle and I began preparing for a feast. Mother’s spectacular crown roasts of lamb, reminders of the true Lamb who wore the crown of thorns for us, as usual, stole the show. Uncle blessed the food and the words flowed as liberally as the freshly squeezed orange juice spiked with Sprite Zero.

“What do you think about Air?” Cousin interrupted a discussion Uncle and I were sharing on the use of anástasis versus egegermenon in the different Gospel stories. l

“Cousin, have you been reading Jane Eyre again? Or is this another EPA debate? Or are you going on about the coastal Australian or Scottish towns?”

“No, TulaneLSU. Air. The movie about the birth of the Air Jordan brand.”

Not only have I not been to the theaters recently, I haven’t watched TV or listened to a radio in two years. “No, but tell me more.”

Cousin proceeded to tell me about it being a Damon-Affleck flick. “Remember, TulaneLSU, when we last saw them together. It was at that dollar theater on Vets by the upside down V shaped Bud’s Broiler.” I am told that Bud’s recently closed for renovation. There is debate about whether it will reopen as a Bud’s or whether it was sold to one of the nearby car dealerships. Apparently, Tom Benson tried unsuccessfully for decades to buy that land.

Cousin was referring to our trip to see Good Will Hunting in the summer of ‘98.



“Oh, I remember. You tried to sneak into He Got Game after it was over and got caught and you were banned forever from Joy’s Cinema 8. Those were your iniquitous years – you most certainly remember when you left me in the car while you entered Down’s Lounge to watch Miss Sophie, whom you called ‘the ballerina queen of burlesque.’”

Cousin’s kid was at the table, so he quickly changed gears, I suppose because those stories are tacenda now. “I’ve heard it’s great. I remember how big of an MJ fan you were, and it’s been decades since we saw a movie in the theater together. We should go see it today!”
This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 10:50 pm
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:48 pm to
To cut to the chase, Cousin convinced me. We quickly finished our brunch and rushed to a theater in Morrisville, NC three hours away. We caught our evening flight from Raleigh and arrived at the family house east of Destin just a short while ago.

Some of you may find this hard to believe, but I was a Michael Jordan fan when I was a youngster. Jordan’s rise to supremacy coincided with America’s global supremacy. Rocky had defeated Drago. America was the undisputed champ of the world. Father was driving one of his famous emerald green Jaguars, which I think he bought from Stephen’s Imports on St. Charles. Our Prytania house was filled with love and laughter. Movies like Beverly Hills Cop and Karate Kid and shows like Fresh Prince gave the illusion of racial harmony. Times seemed pretty good in the Jordanian Era of America, at least for a rich kid.

One of the principle symbols of that golden era was the Nike Air Jordan. The shoe, however, plays a secondary part in the film. The film’s primary form consists of the relationship between Sonny and mother, Michael’s mother. Can the gambling salesman pitch mother and win her?

I have to hand it to director actor Ben Affleck. He does a masterful job telling the story in a quite surprising way. He paints Nike as a fledgling outsider, and at times, he fools the audience into cheering for Nike as the noble oppressed, the underdog. That in itself is quite an achievement. Even more, he was able to manipulate me into pulling for two less than savory characters: a compulsive gambler, Vacarro, who leached from the success of kids, and a vain Buddhist wannabe who got rich from the sweatshop labor, Knight. Turning questionable characters into underdog heroes is no easy task.

Their ultimate goal is not to help Michael Jordan but to make money off him. And their method is to deify Jordan. The shoe bearing his name is to be a modern day sacrament or relic, something that physically connects his adoring followers to him, something through which they can receive his greatness (or grace). “A shoe is just a shoe, until my son steps in it,” says Michael’s mother.

America’s slide into cultural atheism began in the 80s, so it was prescient of Nike to give the public a new deity in a gifted athlete like Jordan. Jesus never dunked or hit a buzzer winning shot in a championship game. But Jordan did. And for those whose lives are vested in sports, those trifling things mean more than salvation from sin. They mean salvation from the asthete’s worst enemy: boredom. So those who save us from that boredom, those entertainers, become our gods and saviors. Jordan succumbed to this praise and several years into his professional career, he was happy to push that narrative, telling opponents to whom he trash talked, “Call me black Jesus.”

The movie’s climatic scene is Sonny’s pitch to Michael and his mother. Sonny begins to speak off the cuff, just like MLK Jr. did in his “I Have a Dream” speech, according to what Marlon Wayan’s character told Sonny earlier in the movie. In that speech, Sonny appeals to Jordan’s vanity, saying something to the effect of “no one at this table will be remembered after we die. But you, Mike, will always be remembered because of your greatness.”

Once the goosebumps of the impassioned speech wore away, the absurdity of such a statement set in. We call athletes today transcendent, but how many athletes are truly transcendent? After all, who today remembers Donald Dinnie?

Worse yet, how dangerous it is to ascribe to creation that which belongs only to the Eternal. To follow a false and flawed light rather than the light of life is perdition. We are not meant to “be like Mike,” as another corporate giant told us. Neither Jordan nor any man is the prototype. His life is not beautiful, perfect, or pure. He may have moved gracefully through the air for a decade or two, but his heart is not one of pure grace. His life is not one of virtue, pure love, and self-sacrifice. Jesus, on the other hand, is our source of eternal salvation, as he was made perfect and showed us true transcendence and perfection.
This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 10:51 pm
Posted by McCauley
Jacksonburg, WV
Member since Jan 2023
264 posts
Posted on 4/9/23 at 10:54 pm to
used to vacation in Nags Head when I was a kid

BTW, my favorite Jordans are...





This post was edited on 4/9/23 at 11:00 pm
Posted by trussthetruzz
Marquette, MI
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 11:16 pm to
first page
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 11:23 pm to
HE IS RISEN
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 4/9/23 at 11:24 pm to
Solid post
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:03 am to
quote:

Fittingly, a petrichor emanated from the bulwark of sea oats atop the nearby dune.


damn dude, that is fricking beautiful
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33849 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:18 am to
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instead hoping to join SuperSaint for a day of charity
goddammit

It’s the little things with you, you son of a gun, you.
Posted by USMCguy121
Northshore
Member since Aug 2021
6332 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 12:22 am to
Posting in the first page of history.

edit: make that second.


This post was edited on 4/10/23 at 12:26 am
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 3:19 am to
Can you and mother autograph my Jordan XIs, please?
Posted by Philzilla
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 6:55 am to
LSUCoyote got banned? Again?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 8:19 am to
Glad to see you back friend. Hope all is well with Mother
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9291 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 8:34 am to
Welcome back! The… special nature… of your posts was missed, friend!
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 9:34 am to
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Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
12873 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 9:36 am to
Top 5 Jordans of all time:

5. Jordan 5
4. Jordan 3
3. Jordan 1
1b. Jordan 11
1a. Jordan 4

IMO, the white/cement 4 is the single best Jordan model & colorway of all time.
Posted by LaLadyinTx
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2018
6128 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 11:50 am to
Welcome back and send regards to Mother as well.

Hope to read of any travels you made during your absence.
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 1:37 pm to
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Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 3:03 pm to
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Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 4/10/23 at 4:13 pm to
Good to have you back
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14275 posts
Posted on 4/10/23 at 5:54 pm to
Is this really you brother? We have missed you so much! What's going on in your life?

So good to see you back. Please don't leave us again. You make the world a better place!
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