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re: What are the worst buzzword, cliches used by business professionals that need to stop?
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:10 pm to burger bearcat
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:10 pm to burger bearcat
Let’s table this until another time.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:14 pm to burger bearcat
I once created a BS acronym VOC (value over cost) or some such, I don’t exactly recall. Why? Place was chock full of wannabe CEOs, people who made me nauseous from their “corporate ness” when I was around them. Sure enough, the VOC would show up in their corporate vocabulary. Did not quite get to trending level (probably because I did not look, sound or act like anything they would relate to). But it got enough traction to reinforce my nausea.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:25 pm to burger bearcat
I always wonder how these office jargon NPCs communicate in their personal lives and if they use the same cringey lingo.
ETA. My jargon nemesis atm is 'core values'. HOW DOES THIS DECISION ANCHOR TO OUR CORE VALUES'. Followed by a bunch of fluffy soft bs circle jerk and me surfing TD the rest of the meeting.
ETA. My jargon nemesis atm is 'core values'. HOW DOES THIS DECISION ANCHOR TO OUR CORE VALUES'. Followed by a bunch of fluffy soft bs circle jerk and me surfing TD the rest of the meeting.
This post was edited on 3/22/23 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:29 pm to burger bearcat
It's another tool for your toolbox
It's another arrow for your quiver
Let's flush out the big rocks
Let's stay out of the weeds
I just wanted to reach out
and the best one I heard from one of my SVPs... easy peasy japaneasy
It's another arrow for your quiver
Let's flush out the big rocks
Let's stay out of the weeds
I just wanted to reach out
and the best one I heard from one of my SVPs... easy peasy japaneasy
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:33 pm to burger bearcat
We’re “rockin and rollin.”
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:53 pm to burger bearcat
move the needle
top of mind
at the end of the day
realign
level set
cadence
top of mind
at the end of the day
realign
level set
cadence
Posted on 3/22/23 at 3:58 pm to ChanceOfRainIsNever
quote:
Stakeholders
Was coming to post this fricking word.
Aka…all the assholes with their fingers in this pie.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 4:02 pm to Rick9Plus
Google, Meta, Microsoft, various banks...
"We are currently reorganizing based on events not envisioned in our corporate thought and objectives".
"Unanticipated turns of events have forced us to restructure, concentrate our strengths, pursue opportunities, enhance our value, streamline the objectives, increase value in all things, encourage a linear communication paradigm, support just causes and invest in our future for future profitability.
Please see HR about your personal eligibility to the excellent state board of unemployment benefits.
Again, let me say that your contributions were crucial and appreciated.
As a small token there are some coffee gift cards in the break room.
"We are currently reorganizing based on events not envisioned in our corporate thought and objectives".
"Unanticipated turns of events have forced us to restructure, concentrate our strengths, pursue opportunities, enhance our value, streamline the objectives, increase value in all things, encourage a linear communication paradigm, support just causes and invest in our future for future profitability.
Please see HR about your personal eligibility to the excellent state board of unemployment benefits.
Again, let me say that your contributions were crucial and appreciated.
As a small token there are some coffee gift cards in the break room.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 4:05 pm to nuwaydawg
It's all right out of the simple sabotage manual.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 4:17 pm to burger bearcat
"BANDWIDTH"
Not in the electronic sense but talking about the ability to expand the business.
Not in the electronic sense but talking about the ability to expand the business.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 4:39 pm to burger bearcat
We need to do a value add on this project
Posted on 3/22/23 at 4:40 pm to OKBoomerSooner
Oh, and how could we not be grateful that they’re giving us the rest of our time back!
Posted on 3/22/23 at 5:08 pm to VADawg
quote:WWCD
Diversity, equity, and inclusiveness.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 5:09 pm to Buck Magnum
quote:Let's regroup.
Let’s table this until another time.
Posted on 3/22/23 at 6:03 pm to burger bearcat
This post was edited on 3/24/23 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 3/22/23 at 6:03 pm to burger bearcat
Partner
“We want to partner with you”
I don’t want a partner…I want a vendor who gives me good service
“We want to partner with you”
I don’t want a partner…I want a vendor who gives me good service
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