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re: Has anyone heard a rumor that the US found the preserved body of Gilgamesh in Iraq in 2003

Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:51 pm to
Posted by Monkeyboy
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 10:51 pm to
I've heard this before on a couple of podcasts. It is a fact that archaeologist legit thought they may have found the tomb of Gilgamesh in Iraq, but a month after they found it the war in Iraq started and there's been not much mentioned of it since. The theory is that the U.S. invaded Iraq because they wanted Gilgamesh's DNA for some reason. It's thought by some that he was actually part alien, not angel. Not saying I believe all that but that's something that is out there. There's supposedly a picture floating around of some U.S. special forces soldiers with his tomb.
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:04 pm to
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said the body was brought back to the US for testing and DNA sampling.


Since there would be a DNA file on a nephilim from the biblical days to match it with?
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:04 pm to
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Real life isn’t an Indiana Jones Movie.


If it is, we are in the Crystal Skull version currently
Posted by deltaland
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:09 pm to
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BTW I went to Catholic school for 3 years, in middle school. In religion class people used to ask questions like "How did Noah feed all the animals? How did Noah keep the lions from eating other animals? How was Noah able to get animals that were in other regions that haven't been discovered yet?".


There was proof of a massive flood in the area around Noah’s time. Most biblical stories are true to an extent. When you realize that man had little knowledge of the world or science it’s easy to understand the stories.

The ark probably existed. The flood probably happened. But in reality it was likely a regional natural disaster and he only had some domesticated animals on the boat that were needed for farming purposes and the story was exaggerated/misunderstood due to the times
Posted by SmackoverHawg
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:13 pm to
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There was proof of a massive flood in the area around Noah’s time. Most biblical stories are true to an extent. When you realize that man had little knowledge of the world or science it’s easy to understand the stories.

The ark probably existed. The flood probably happened. But in reality it was likely a regional natural disaster and he only had some domesticated animals on the boat that were needed for farming purposes and the story was exaggerated/misunderstood due to the times



Then explain similar stories in Native American cultures and South American.
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:30 pm to
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One more thing.. And look, everyone has their own beliefs and that's cool, but do you ever consider that the old testament is likely parables? As in its not meant to be taken literal, rather its to teach a lesson.

This view always amazes me. Genesis is part of the Torah, which has always been at the heart of the Jewish/Christian religion from the beginning. How can you believe in the New Testament as it’s quite clear that Jesus taught the Books of Moses as fact, yet believe the foundation of the religion never happened?
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:34 pm to
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the Bible tells us that Gilgamesh or Nimrod was an enemy of God. He tried building a tower aka The Tower of Babel, but God destroyed it and scattered the peoples of the world by causing them to speak different languages, so they could not communicate with each other.


That’s not in the Bible.

Posted by Dr RC
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:34 pm to
Have you been recruited to astroturf a viral marketing campaign for a horror movie?
Posted by cssamerican
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Posted on 1/11/23 at 11:37 pm to
No one today knows exactly who Nimrod in the Bible is referencing in history, as Nimrod wasn’t a name, I believe the word means rebel.

I don’t know of anywhere in the Bible in which this political discussion you mentioned about leadership amongst the fallen is described. Can you point to the book and chapter?

If everything was as you said, I’m not sure what bones of a long dead rebel is going to do for anyone. We can’t create a woolly mammoth and they were kept preserved in the ice.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 12:29 am to
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who fell from heaven to sex with the women on earth


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God punished the angels and they can never reenter heaven




Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 12:59 am to
There are theories worth spending your time on, and there are some designed to make you look at -them- instead of the massive amounts of real shite going on in the world..

Your job is to spot the psyop/distraction.
This post was edited on 1/12/23 at 1:00 am
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 1:26 am to
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none of this is confirmed


Naaaw.
Posted by adamb2151
Houston, Texas
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 1:26 am to
Yea they are storing it in the same freezer as Santa Claus and the Easter bunny.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 1:37 am to
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There are theories worth spending your time on

You just trying to sell your book coincidentally on the topic of how to distinguish between theories worth spending your time on, and ones that are mere psyop/distraction, entitled “How to distinguish between theories worth spending your time on, and ones that are psyop/distraction”.

I wouldn’t mind a signed copy though.
Posted by Pepperoni
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 3:06 am to
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quote:Nimrod was also half angle.

This information was complementary.

He was a very obtuse person


Stop trying to be a cute poster.


Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 3:17 am to
He's in there somewhere.

Top men are working on it.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 3:22 am to
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A conspiracy theory board would be entertaining as well as help sort posters out


We already have that. They call it the poliboard, but that's what it is. And it definitely sorts the posters out.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 3:26 am to
Lazy Exaggeration Board

You.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 3:29 am to
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Stop being obtuse.


I like being obtuse
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
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Posted on 1/12/23 at 4:13 am to
See? Like I said, they just sort themselves out.
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