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Predict how Sam Bankman-Fried is going to ‘off himself’

Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:11 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:11 pm
Bonus: How many days after today will it happen?
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 6:12 pm
Posted by Richleau
Member since Dec 2018
2425 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:14 pm to
Obvious answer is hanging.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12201 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:15 pm to
His hair will get caught in a box fan and snap his pencil neck.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20310 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:15 pm to
Double tap to the back of his head
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135024 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:15 pm to
"vaccine injury"
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6611 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:19 pm to
Will he off himself, or settle into nice flat in Tel Aviv?
Posted by Deplorableinohio
Member since Dec 2018
5652 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:19 pm to
Suicide by two shots to the back of the head.
Posted by Chazreinhold
Utah
Member since Oct 2020
5803 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:19 pm to
Gettin’ down on Maxine’s ole Catchers Mitt should’ve finished him off by now.
Posted by FireGoodell
Member since Mar 2019
3454 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76637 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:21 pm to
Hanging from a 4 foot post, while the cameras are off, the guards are asleep, and his cellmate has been moved out.

Shot in the dark, not based on precedent or anything
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62651 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:22 pm to
Hilary just called the suicide hotline, to place her order….
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15576 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:31 pm to
Hanging
Posted by DreauxB2015
Member since Nov 2015
7750 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:40 pm to
Very interesting SBF gets picked up day before testifying . Hmmm
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49945 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:45 pm to
Double tap to the head
Posted by QboveTopSecret
America
Member since Feb 2018
3247 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:49 pm to


Tide pods
Posted by FlyingTiger1955
Member since Jan 2019
5765 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:40 pm to
But he’s not going to remember anything. Why would he off himself, if he can’t recall anything?
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9432 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:54 pm to
Like Epstein....he will not hang himself
Posted by TH095526
Member since Dec 2022
888 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:56 pm to
Obviously suicide by hanging while the cameras are off.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7615 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:57 pm to
Shiv in the shower.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:57 pm to
Bullet in back of the head.
Then after he somehow shoots himself in the back of the head, he will lift himself up in a noose and hang himself.
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