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How long have you gone w/o sex?
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:32 pm
I think 18mos was the longest ….all i know, i was making a ton of Mac and cheese to hear the “sounds”
This post was edited on 9/14/22 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:33 pm to 850SaintsGator
Better be specific. Some people around here count fapping as sex.
This post was edited on 9/14/22 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:34 pm to 850SaintsGator
My 8th anniversary is this October so almost 8 years
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:37 pm to 850SaintsGator
7 months after the birth of my second born. The 6 weeks after birth is a lie.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:39 pm to 850SaintsGator
For starters, 16 years which were prior to the first time I had sex.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:41 pm to 850SaintsGator
Sometimes you just gotta make a bunch of mash potatoes in a bucket and punch your hand back and forth towards the bottom to let it remind you of her
And then listen to dentist suction tube to remind what it was like slurping on her lady parts
And then listen to dentist suction tube to remind what it was like slurping on her lady parts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:42 pm to Hogwarts
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My 8th anniversary is this October so almost 8 years

Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:44 pm to 850SaintsGator
Longest was 4 years.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:49 pm to tigergirl10
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Longest was 4 years.
Another ding, Walt. Just like the previous thread where you said you wanted it daily.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:50 pm to 850SaintsGator
Are we counting since birth?
32 years.
32 years.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:52 pm to 850SaintsGator
I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years after that.
Office quote btw for those unaware
Office quote btw for those unaware
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:53 pm to Fat and Happy
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Sometimes you just gotta make a bunch of mash potatoes in a bucket and punch your hand back and forth towards the bottom to let it remind you of her
That’s quite an image
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:54 pm to HuskyPanda
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7 months after the birth of my second born. The 6 weeks after birth is a lie.
It took her 7 months to heal up? Bc you are supposed to wait 6 weeks in order for the mother to heal
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:55 pm to fr33manator
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That’s quite an image
To quote Dave Attell, "Like a boot stuck in mud, only wetter."
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:56 pm to 850SaintsGator
0-20 years
So 20 years?
So 20 years?
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:59 pm to 850SaintsGator
I had a dry spell from first girlfriend to the next time. All of my junior year and some of my senior year I high school. Besides that, several months of being deployed.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:02 pm to 850SaintsGator
If I can't make it happen by my 35th birthday in a couple years, I'm gonna go to the bunny ranch
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:12 pm to 850SaintsGator
This board seems to be pre-occupied with other people's sex life. Weird.
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:12 pm to 850SaintsGator
Not including the 17 years before I lost my virginity
Probably 3-4 months.
Probably 3-4 months.
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