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How long have you gone w/o sex?

Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:32 pm
Posted by 850SaintsGator
Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
2358 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:32 pm
I think 18mos was the longest ….all i know, i was making a ton of Mac and cheese to hear the “sounds”


This post was edited on 9/14/22 at 5:45 pm
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
17841 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:33 pm to
Better be specific. Some people around here count fapping as sex.
This post was edited on 9/14/22 at 5:34 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18301 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:34 pm to
My 8th anniversary is this October so almost 8 years
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2249 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:37 pm to
7 months after the birth of my second born. The 6 weeks after birth is a lie.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4760 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:39 pm to
For starters, 16 years which were prior to the first time I had sex.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19458 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:41 pm to
Sometimes you just gotta make a bunch of mash potatoes in a bucket and punch your hand back and forth towards the bottom to let it remind you of her

And then listen to dentist suction tube to remind what it was like slurping on her lady parts
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
101281 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

My 8th anniversary is this October so almost 8 years

Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10675 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:44 pm to
Longest was 4 years.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26011 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Longest was 4 years.


Another ding, Walt. Just like the previous thread where you said you wanted it daily.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42931 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:50 pm to
Are we counting since birth?

32 years.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
89510 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:52 pm to
I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years after that.











Office quote btw for those unaware
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133255 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Sometimes you just gotta make a bunch of mash potatoes in a bucket and punch your hand back and forth towards the bottom to let it remind you of her



That’s quite an image
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58295 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

7 months after the birth of my second born. The 6 weeks after birth is a lie.

It took her 7 months to heal up? Bc you are supposed to wait 6 weeks in order for the mother to heal
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28222 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

That’s quite an image

To quote Dave Attell, "Like a boot stuck in mud, only wetter."
Posted by PappaSwolio
tGeneral’s Army
Member since Sep 2022
901 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:56 pm to
0-20 years

So 20 years?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35722 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 5:59 pm to
I had a dry spell from first girlfriend to the next time. All of my junior year and some of my senior year I high school. Besides that, several months of being deployed.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Member since Aug 2021
795 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:00 pm to
Went 16 years once…
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138065 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:02 pm to
If I can't make it happen by my 35th birthday in a couple years, I'm gonna go to the bunny ranch
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16127 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:12 pm to
This board seems to be pre-occupied with other people's sex life. Weird.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100341 posts
Posted on 9/14/22 at 6:12 pm to
Not including the 17 years before I lost my virginity

Probably 3-4 months.
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