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re: Cottonelle shifts from shite-arse bears to eating arse
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:04 am to TheRoarRestoredInBR
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:04 am to TheRoarRestoredInBR
quote:do you still refer to it as “getting intimate” when your boyfriend roughs up your bee hole?
before getting intimate.,tisk tisk..
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Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:08 am to 3deadtrolls
quote:naaa
#teamkirkland
I almost started a Thray regarding this
I’m team Kirkland on 90% of their products. But one spot they didn’t shoot above par is on their Kirkland brand shite paper. It’s only average at best. Good price but average product
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:11 am to udtiger
its 2022 folks. if you aint eating arse then you are doing something wrong
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:20 am to udtiger
quote:
As you may know, Cottonelle has had their shite-arse bears as their TP spokesmammals for years.
Cottonelle sucks, it's too think, and will clog your sewer line, especially if you have a 13y/o daughter who uses too much TP.. Happened to us when Sam's was out of Quilted Northern and I bought Cottonelle. Never Again.
Side Note: Pretty sure that was Charmin.
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 10:37 am
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:21 am to udtiger
An arse is never clean
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:29 am to Dragula
quote:
Cottonelle
quote:
OT baws love eating arse
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:34 am to SuperSaint
quote:
do you still refer to it as “getting intimate” when your boyfriend roughs up your bee hole?
I'm sure you have plenty of bee hole stories from your years in OPP, my man
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:35 am to Hangover Haven
quote:
Cottonelle is too think, it will clog your sewer line, especially if you have a 13y/o daughter who uses too much TP.. Happened to us when Sam's was out of Quilted Northern and I bought Cottonelle. Never Again.
The solution is to get her a bidet accessory. She won’t need to use more than a few squares after that.
I’m on Team Cottonelle though because it’s thicker. If I wanted thin paper I would go to a gas station. I don’t care that it might leave dust behind. My b-hole is not my most valuable real estate.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:39 am to Willie Stroker
quote:
I’m on Team Cottonelle though because it’s thicker.
It's too thick, fricks up your system. Quilted Northern is perfect, and not too thin. Charmin leaves dingle berries.
This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 10:40 am
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:42 am to udtiger
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This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 11:19 pm
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:46 am to udtiger
If I were into eating arse, I'd trust Cottonelle. It's some damn good TP.
Cottonelle or Quilted Northern FTW.
Cottonelle or Quilted Northern FTW.
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:48 am to texn
quote:
With jelly or syrup?
I prefer syrup!
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:57 am to ClesiandSlicedBread
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:59 am to upgrayedd
Posted on 9/10/22 at 11:37 am to WestCoastAg
quote:
its 2022 folks. if you aint eating arse then you are doing something wrong
frick all that, and what does it matter what year it is?
Posted on 9/10/22 at 11:41 am to udtiger
arse eating is so 2019
Posted on 9/10/22 at 11:59 am to udtiger
quote:The language on here is absolute, disgusting filth. I can’t even fathom this concept. Sickening
eating arse
Posted on 9/10/22 at 2:02 pm to udtiger
I hate those fricking bears.
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