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What’s going on with Turtle?

Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:35 pm
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15182 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Insee
Member since Mar 2020
477 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:36 pm to
Monkey pox from sucking bags of Chinese Richards
Posted by TigerAttorney
Member since Nov 2017
4414 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:36 pm to
He knows his days are numbered.
Posted by Kattail
Member since Aug 2020
4128 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:37 pm to
Looks like he had an awkward fall
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 10:17 pm
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
26258 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:37 pm to
Looks like his puppet masters had to show him who is boss!
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:37 pm to
Skull and Bones keeping him in line.
Posted by SOCAL TIGER
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2005
11315 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:38 pm to
Whatever it is, may he rot in hell!
Posted by MDB
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2019
3648 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:39 pm to
Looks like a lot of veins blowing out from IVs in his hands. Old dude ain’t well.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16313 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:40 pm to
Looks like he was beating his dick so hard it bruised his hand and he accidentally punched himself in the lip while doing it.
Posted by Badface
Member since May 2020
1833 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:41 pm to
Might be on a blood thinner
Posted by RCDfan1950
United States
Member since Feb 2007
38569 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:42 pm to
Head inside shell; what turtles do when they perceive a threat.

He LOATHES the burden of having the House dump their investigatory (think facts/truth) evidence of massive corruption/criminality right smack dab into HIS LAP, assuming he's Speaker. Rock and a hard place for the Turtle. F'r earned it, IMO.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
26258 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:43 pm to
That’s how you can tell the vax is working!
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:46 pm to
The dude is on so much blood thinner he's leaking.
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19199 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:48 pm to
Hillary's hitman got a hold of him, but Turtle made a deal and walked away with only bruises.
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2282 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:49 pm to
Sick people
Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
5220 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:52 pm to
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assuming he's Speaker.


Uhh, he’s in the senate
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
66070 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:53 pm to
He’s the Crab feeder
This post was edited on 9/8/22 at 9:55 pm
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2880 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 9:59 pm to
Whatever it is, its not a sufficent punishment for the crimes hes committed against the American people.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15568 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 10:00 pm to
Definitely the same curse that Dumbledore was shown to have in Deathly Hallows Part 2
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162130 posts
Posted on 9/8/22 at 10:02 pm to
Is this a recent pic of him? I remember news out on the blue coloring of his hands a while ago.
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