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re: Ana de Armas criticizes NC-17 rating for her Marilyn Monroe biopic "Blonde"
Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:13 pm to Arksulli
Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:13 pm to Arksulli
quote:You keep posting this shite. What the frick is wrong with you?
Flatulence. Monroe was notorious for constantly playing bombs over Tokyo.
That or depictions of rotting food. She'd stash half eaten meals under bed sheets in case she wanted to eat them later, forget about them, and the maids would find them days later.
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Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:29 pm to RollTide1987
Director kind of sounds like a creep like the guy who runs Euphoria. But she is hot as f@ck so I will definitely catch the highlights of this one
Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:30 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:I think it was originally NC-17 because there is a limit of how many f-bombs you can include, and they originally went over.
South Park movie was originally NC-17. Who knew"
Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:37 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
South Park movie was originally NC-17. Who knew"
According to Trey and Matt, every time the censors would come back with a cut, they'd put in something they thought was worse and it would get approved.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:43 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
For good looking babes in Hollywood right now, it's this chick and Margot Robbie - everyone else is on the outside looking in.
Don't you dare leave Alexandra Daddario out of that sentence.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 4:51 pm to red sox fan 13
quote:
I think it was originally NC-17 because there is a limit of how many f-bombs you can include, and they originally went over.
Perhaps there's an unofficial rule of f-bombs-per-minute.
For the theatrical cut of SP: BLU, the total number of f-bombs is 146. But in 1995, Casino had 422 f-bombs. That's a difference of nearly 300. Even if we assume they had to cut a lot out to appease the censors, that's quite a lot to cut out. The movie dialogue would probably be nearly incoherent with that many f-bombs.
On the other hand, if it were f-bombs/minute, it would make more sense. South Park: BLU is 81 minutes, but Casino is 178 minutes.
As that stands, it is
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut - 1.80 fricks per minute.
Casino - 2.37 fricks per minute.
So, you can see that just by adding 50 more fricks, SP: BLU's frick-per-minute rate would increase to beyond Casino's frick-per-minute peak.
Sorry to be so analytical about the word "frick."
Posted on 9/1/22 at 5:12 pm to UndercoverBryologist
Truth be told, the MPAA is very inconsistent with how it confers its ratings onto film. The documentary "This Film Is Not Yet Rated" did a very good job of explaining how some of the shite they do makes very little sense.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 5:41 pm to Fewer Kilometers
quote:
You keep posting this shite. What the frick is wrong with you?
I may have made a joke about this once before, I can't honestly remember. If that is talking about it all the time, mea culpa.
I don't care enough to go through my post history looking for insults directed to Marilyn Monroe (whether jokingly or not) but knock yourself out. Go forth and find some to repost and prove my evil ways. I'll even come back and rate them myself if I remember to. Which isn't very likely but I check the Movie/TV board two or three times a week so it could happen.
You have your quest! Go forth and prove my villainous ways!
Posted on 9/1/22 at 6:00 pm to UndercoverBryologist
quote:
Perhaps there's an unofficial rule of f-bombs-per-minute.
For the theatrical cut of SP: BLU, the total number of f-bombs is 146. But in 1995, Casino had 422 f-bombs. That's a difference of nearly 300. Even if we assume they had to cut a lot out to appease the censors, that's quite a lot to cut out. The movie dialogue would probably be nearly incoherent with that many f-bombs.
On the other hand, if it were f-bombs/minute, it would make more sense. South Park: BLU is 81 minutes, but Casino is 178 minutes.
As that stands, it is
South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut - 1.80 fricks per minute.
Casino - 2.37 fricks per minute.
So, you can see that just by adding 50 more fricks, SP: BLU's frick-per-minute rate would increase to beyond Casino's frick-per-minute peak.
Sorry to be so analytical about the word "frick."
But Do you know long it would take to jerk off every guy in the room? Because I do, and I can prove it
Posted on 9/1/22 at 6:05 pm to Ace Midnight
Yep.
Though Ana is #1 for me. She is straight fire.
Though Ana is #1 for me. She is straight fire.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 6:06 pm to RollTide1987
You had me at Ana de Armas and NC-17.
Posted on 9/1/22 at 6:33 pm to RollTide1987
Ana as MM
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 6:34 pm
Posted on 9/1/22 at 6:36 pm to RollTide1987
quote:
which includes a rape scene
Well there you go.
You don't get NC-17 for just boob and poonani shots.
True Romance almost got an X-rating for James Gandolfini beating the crap out of a woman and making her a bloody mess.
This post was edited on 9/1/22 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 9/1/22 at 6:42 pm to RollTide1987
Well it's official, my top 3 movies of all time list is set:
!. Godfather 2
2. Blonde
3. Godfather
!. Godfather 2
2. Blonde
3. Godfather
Posted on 9/2/22 at 12:06 am to Ace Midnight
quote:
For good looking babes in Hollywood right now, it's this chick and Margot Robbie - everyone else is on the outside looking in.
Don't forget Sydney Sweeney.
Posted on 9/2/22 at 1:28 am to kciDAtaE
quote:
Dick. Lots of dick
HBO loves soft dick
Posted on 9/2/22 at 1:30 am to RollTide1987
quote:
But to tell this story it is important to show all these moments in Marilyn’s life that made her end up the way that she did. It needed to be explained. Everyone [in the cast] knew we had to go to uncomfortable places. I wasn’t the only one.”
quote:
Oates’ acclaimed 2000 novel is a 700-page fictionalized take on Monroe’s life, which The New Yorker once dubbed “the definitive study of American celebrity.”
This post was edited on 9/2/22 at 1:31 am
Posted on 9/2/22 at 9:10 am to SEClint
quote:
or just all done for publicity
Well it’s working.
Posted on 9/2/22 at 9:45 am to RollTide1987
Wood frick her in the arse.
Posted on 9/2/22 at 10:58 am to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
quote:
which includes a rape scene
How in the hell does Irreversible with Monica Bellucci not have an NC-17 rating?
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