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re: Ana de Armas criticizes NC-17 rating for her Marilyn Monroe biopic "Blonde"

Posted on 9/2/22 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 9/2/22 at 12:21 pm to
I'm guessing a graphic rape scene.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8162 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 2:29 pm to
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Im going with sexual assualt or rape


Then Rocky was rated wrong!
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68690 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 2:54 pm to
is there lots of nudity?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28928 posts
Posted on 9/2/22 at 3:04 pm to
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Truth be told, the MPAA is very inconsistent with how it confers its ratings onto film


Saw Beast last week. It was fine and enjoyable but absolutely not worthy of an R Rating. Then I thought about it and Ghost and the Darkness was also R rated.

Those are both pretty soft PG13s without major gore, profanity, or sex.

Definitely a Lion maiming people but nothing worse than an avengers movie.
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
11918 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 1:08 am to
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How in the hell does Irreversible with Monica Bellucci not have an NC-17 rating?

Man, that scene was uncomfortable. Nit sure how it’s not NC-17.

I have a feeling people are going to be disappointed with Blonde and we’re not going to get Ana naked. It’s going to be the child stuff and rape type things.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 9/3/22 at 5:45 am to
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Dick. Lots of dick


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Posted by kciDAtaE


Checks out
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23066 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:23 am to
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NC-17:

Long dialogues


Love my long dialogues in my smut films
Posted by j1897
Member since Nov 2011
3568 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:30 am to
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Labia (meaning no fake merkin bush blocking the view)?


From what i remember, you can't show actual real labia, has to be fake.

You can show a dick though.



Equality!
Posted by Lark225
Member since Mar 2019
1132 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 7:14 am to
I'd bet the house she is a stone cold freak
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
8077 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 7:19 am to
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From what i remember, you can't show actual real labia, has to be fake.



Weird. There's no labia shown on the plaques on the Pioneer probes that went into deep space in the 1970s. (Even though it shows two figures of a nude man and a nude woman, with the man's schlong clearly visible.)

What's with the anti-labia taboo? Don't want kids knowing there's a hole down there?
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22790 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 10:49 am to
Maybe they are going to show How Marilyn Monroe was a pre-programmed sex slave for the Satanic elites and someone who was later killed for outing them?
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
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Posted on 9/3/22 at 5:37 pm to
I’ll be the judge if it deserves a NC 17 rating.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15636 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:38 pm to
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Maybe they are going to show How Marilyn Monroe was a pre-programmed sex slave for the Satanic elites and someone who was later killed for outing them?


This deserves a thread of its own.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12903 posts
Posted on 9/4/22 at 12:18 am to
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Netflix isn’t stupid. They know “Ana de Armas” and “NC-17” will get a shitload of views regardless of what the movie is about.


If she ever stars in the Ruth Bader-Ginsberg story, I'm out. Maybe.
Posted by CabtainStabbin
Member since Aug 2022
214 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 3:24 pm to
There's no way they can feign surprise on this one. They 100% wanted a NC-17 rating based on the synopsises I've read.

There is apparently a very brief shot of an erect penis during one of the sex scenes. That alone is going to get you a NC-17 rating. You can show briefly show peen in an R rated movie but they have to be flaccid. You show an erect dick that's like insta NC-17.

There is a scene of an abortion where they show instruments being inserted, not even sure what that means exactly but that's how it was described. Once again, that sorta scene is pretty much like a nuclear bomb in terms of rating.

There are apparently two or three entirely different rape/sexual assault scenes.

If you wanna see Ana naked, like we all do, it's all in there, but sadly almost all the sexual content in the movie is presented in a sort of a sad, violent, or vulgar way. It's not really the good type of sex scenes the audience would actually want to see.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29328 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 3:37 pm to
Apparently there’s a graphic JFK rape scene somewhere in there

Read some reviews a few weeks ago about it
Posted by MrKennedy
Yes
Member since May 2008
19122 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:26 pm to
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Apparently there’s a graphic JFK rape scene somewhere in there


Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28428 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 7:54 pm to
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but sadly almost all the sexual content in the movie is presented in a sort of a sad, violent, or vulgar way.

That’s my fetish.





Jk

Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:00 am to
My god she is absolutely gorgeous.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11250 posts
Posted on 9/27/22 at 12:14 am to
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graphic JFK rape scene somewhere in there

In an unexpected twist…..


JFK is the one getting raped.
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