CDC says a six foot jackoff radius or sex through clothes is monkeypox approved

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"Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash," the CDC recommends. "Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics (bedding, towels, clothing) after having sex."

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Is six feet social distancing or the official radius of someone's cum circle? The CDC needs to lay down some hard guidelines, this shite is too confusing.

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Consider having sex with your clothes on

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Does this mean wearing a pajama suit and just sticking your Dick through the hole?

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Spaces like back rooms, saunas, sex clubs, or private and public sex parties where intimate, often anonymous sexual contact with multiple partners occurs—are more likely to spread monkeypox.

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When do we start shaming these dickheads for going out in public, spreading this to me and my kids? Selfish fricks.

I'm having a tough time processing what i just read. Good God.

They spew this tripe so we are distracted while they load the gold bars onto trucks owned by their bros. Look kids….a squirrel!

Man this is so disgusting and disturbing.

This is what happens when democrats get control.

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Remember to wash your hands, fetish gear,

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So when this passes they can go back to not washing their hands or fetish gear. Good to know.

Talk about mess up my weekend plans.