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re: Disney Marvel: Spider-Man girlfriend Mary Jane Watson to be tortured & killed

Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:54 pm to
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:54 pm to
Still not as bad as what they did to Carol Danvers in the 80's.
Posted by The Egg
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 5:58 pm to
How is skinning a white female being woke though
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:02 pm to
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How is skinning a white female being woke though



It's not.

Tigerdroppings analytics show that dropping the word "woke", even for no particular reason, in your post increases your chances of getting 100 upvotes and your thread getting to 20 pages.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49447 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:02 pm to
Did you just link someone random video of a neckbeard whining about a comic character death?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:05 pm to
There isn’t any kind of a “melt“ going on here. Just the messenger being dumped on by those who don’t want to hear the negative news.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:06 pm to
Why are you even on a message board?
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:09 pm to
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There isn’t any kind of a “melt“ going on here. Just the messenger being dumped on by those who don’t want to hear the negative news.



I remember when Optimus Prime died in Transformers: The Movie (1986). Was that also "woke"?

Or what about Trinity getting impaled with rebar in Resurrections? That "woke" too?
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:10 pm to
Also this will all be a nothing burger, it was a bunch of clone skin or something of that nature. They are marvel they dont go that dark. They're not image comics.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:10 pm to
OP reminds me of OML.

Who’s gone missing btw. Maybe the CCP finally got him
Posted by UndercoverBryologist
Member since Nov 2020
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:12 pm to
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OP reminds me of OML.

Who’s gone missing btw.


Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26135 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:27 pm to
MJ has been a character since '67. I'm guessing before you were even born.

But it depends on the reasons why a character is snuffed.

You can pretend to not get it all you want. Changes nothing.

Optimus Prime is a toaster. Just recharge him and he'll be fine.

Trinity appeared in all of 2 movies. 2. (the reboot garbage doesn't even count)

This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22562 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

On the bright side, this opens the door for Spiderman to date transgender eskimos.

Nanook, a-no, no. Don't be a naughty Eskimo.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26135 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:41 pm to
Black Cat does seem like she'd be more fun, I can't lie.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:41 pm to
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what world does that explanation = woke?

Jesus. I hate woke shite as much as anybody, but people who try to cram it into every single thing are annoying as frick

Yerp
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11376 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 6:46 pm to
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You mean wife right? 


Magic was used to make them forget they were married to each other a few years ago.

That was way worse than this, IMO.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
31091 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:00 pm to
You watched Yellow Flash didn't you?

This dipshit doesn't even know the powers of the people involved. Moira MacTaggert is not going to have to skin her alive; she's basically an AI now and can upload herself into others.

But yes, let's all get angry about something that isn't going to happen.

Also, does violence against women scream "woke" to you? Really?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26135 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:06 pm to
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You watched Yellow Flash didn't you?

This dip shite doesn't even know the powers of the people involved. Moira MacTaggert is not going to have to skin her alive; she's basically an AI now and can upload herself into others.


And yet, it's being widely reported that's going to happen anyways. Not just YellowFlash, but others as well are doing vids on it. If you're going to slay the messenger, make sure you include them all.

quote:

But yes, let's all get angry about something that isn't going to happen.


I really hope it doesn't. Will you rethink your position if it does?

quote:



Also, does violence against women scream "woke" to you? Really?


It's not just the violence, but to whom the violence is being directed. And why.

Punching a Nazi is ok, because... they're Nazis. *Some* people are just deplorable, and irredeemable, so we can write them off.

MJ is a relic, just one of many, of the glory days of the comic book industry. And she's a redhead, which is also being weirdly erased from pop culture. Don't aske me why, just ask those who are doing it.
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 7:07 pm
Posted by FlappingPierre
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:07 pm to
Seems opposite of woke? If it was woke Mary Jane would become Marty John
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26135 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:11 pm to
She was already race swapped in the MCU/Sony movies with 'woke' MJ Zendeya. No, her name isn't Mary Jane, but it's common knowledge that the original often went by MJ as well.

It's meant to be a distinction without a difference.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 4/24/22 at 7:18 pm to
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Much like Dr. Who and the holy mess that's been made of that franchise. There's no FIXING it



Is someone forcing you read a story you don’t like???

And how many times have comic book characters been killed off then came back in other story lines?
This post was edited on 4/24/22 at 7:19 pm
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