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Moonfall - wow

Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:15 am
Posted by 10MTNTiger
Banks of the Guadalupe
Member since Sep 2012
4139 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:15 am
Just took my son to see it tonight. How bad does your space movie suck when the 7-year old boy wants to leave? It honestly felt like a bunch of Chinese writers tried to put together an American movie, it was like watching a movie in subtitles in reverse.

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?
Posted by ReadyPlayer1
Clown World
Member since Oct 2020
1063 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:30 am to
Thanks for the heads up. Wasn't sure about it from the trailer and won't waste my time on it now.
Posted by Tigerstark
Parts unknown
Member since Aug 2011
5979 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 7:36 am to
But but comic movies are ruining movies. It’s not that we make crap movies a lot too for internationally revenue reasons.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32718 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 7:44 am to
How about some spoilers then. Does the moon in fact fall?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25339 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 10:37 am to
Looked terrible. 2012 on steroids bad.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10905 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 11:35 am to
Read where Halle Berry got into some trouble and a producer her kept it hush hush.

This was one of payments.

Want to guess what else she had to do?
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41199 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 11:54 am to
quote:

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?



Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
2911 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 12:10 pm to
I could tell from the previews that this might be one very small step above Sharknado on effects and story line. I was surprised that when preview was over it didn’t say coming straight to VHS.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30504 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

felt like a bunch of Chinese writers tried to put together an American movie, it was like watching a movie in subtitles in reverse.

Sounds like the birthday cards in a convenience store that an Asian guy owned. None of them made sense. We used to go thru them looking for the worst ones, and then give them to people in the office as a joke.

Thanks for the heads up on it being as bad as the previews look.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51373 posts
Posted on 2/5/22 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?


Halle Berry, Patrick Wilson, Michael Pena, and Donald Sutherland are in this.

Wtf?
Posted by bigman334
Member since Jul 2013
2417 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:12 pm to
movies was decent..even worth a rewatch
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/18/22 at 6:14 pm to
saw it this weekend
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25339 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 4:51 pm to
Looked like 2012, but worse.

Seems I was correct.

Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35618 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

Halle Berry, are you really that hard up for cash?


Well yeah.

It's been a long time since Catwoman.

What was her last starring role? That 911 call-center movie?
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18818 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:23 pm to
Sometimes I'll watch a bad movie, knowing it's going to be a bad movie, just to see where the floor is. This wasn't Battlefield Earth or anything, but it was definitely going to be bad.

You know they probably regret sucking off Elon Musk throughout the film.
Posted by Corso
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2020
10805 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:46 pm to
As beautiful as Halle Berry is, a "Halle Berry movie" is an automatic no watch for me. Holy hell she picks the worst projects
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
1282 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 6:44 pm to
Honestly I could tell from the trailer that I would be skipping this one.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51373 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:04 pm to
This was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
47992 posts
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:28 pm to
This is pretty much a spot on review

LINK
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 6/14/22 at 3:10 am to
Probably the worst movie I’ve seen in a decade.
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