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Would alien abduction be that bad if they swore not to use the anal probe?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:07 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:07 pm
I’ll hang up and listen.
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Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:08 pm to Eightballjacket
The anal probe is what makes it not that bad.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:08 pm to Eightballjacket
I’m praying to get picked up by aliens
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:08 pm to Eightballjacket
I can’t imagine any abductions ending especially well.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:09 pm to Eightballjacket
but anal probe + OT10
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:09 pm to Eightballjacket
I think the whole "dissected alive and then put back together for fun" is the way scarier part.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:09 pm to Eightballjacket
You've gotta loosen up some, baw.
Oh, wait....
Oh, wait....
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:09 pm to Eightballjacket
We haven’t probed you retards in over 3 decades
This post was edited on 1/10/22 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:12 pm to Eightballjacket
Are they vaccinated?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:13 pm to Eightballjacket
Really depends on what body part they do intend to probe.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:14 pm to Eightballjacket
Umm...have you seen Fire in the Sky?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:15 pm to Eightballjacket
When your doctor does it, it's fine... but when an alien dies it, all of a sudden it's a bad thing.
You people need to grow up
You people need to grow up
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:15 pm to Duke
Can the probe count as my prostate check?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:16 pm to Eightballjacket
Would an abduction by a street gang be bad if they promised not to probe you?
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:17 pm to SixthAndBarone
quote:The Aggie is strong in this one…
The anal probe is what makes it not that bad.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:17 pm to upgrade
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Would an abduction by a street gang be bad if they promised not to probe you?
Most aliens seem to have some damn manners. They aren't animals, baw.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:21 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:23 pm to OK Roughneck
Would that anal probe include a coffee enema by a legit IRL 9??
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:24 pm to upgrade
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Would an abduction by a street gang be bad if they promised not to probe you?
Let me clarify something. By aliens, I mean from outer space, not from other countries like drug cartels.
Posted on 1/10/22 at 7:25 pm to Eightballjacket
What if the aliens doing all the anal probing are the equivalent of our teenagers cow tipping or something like that? They take off after laughing their at our dumb asses.
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