re: If you pop fireworks on Christmas eve...

frick you. When I was a kid that was what we looked forward to. We had a big family gathering at my grandparents house and all of the kids would bring fireworks and would have teams, one team set up in the barn, the other team somewhere in the woods.. You have no idea how many of us got burned, almost had a fire get out of control (hay catches fire quick), etc.

Every year a few people got hurt, everyone would end up getting in trouble, but that was a rush.. And now that I think about it, our parents should have took responsibility. They would just let us go do whatever while they were drinking and having a good time not paying attention to what all us kids where doing,

Student loans are on hold till May. It’s gonna be like The Siege of Vicksburg in Prarieville.

I buy the LOUD shite and then fire them off at random intervals starting at nautical dusk.

Salvation is noisy.

What about a desk pop? Is that frowned upon?

Welcome to having Mexicans in your neighborhood. All you fricks love going over for cookouts, but now their culture inconveniences you. Convenient to bitch and moan when it affects you. People suck.

Is this really a thing? We’ve not heard the first one around the house here in Bham.

Must suck to be you. When my husband and I lived in a gated community outside of Seattle, our neighbors included movie producers, Korean business people, retired military officers, etc.

One thing this neighborhood of not poors loved to do was blow shite up on the holidays. My husband (engineer baw) and I (bawette that likes blowing shite up) would go stock up on the illegal fireworks from the Puyallup reservation and bring them back for our street to come together and blow up.

Sorry if you hate America. Xmas Eve/ Xmas/ NYE/ 4th of July on that street were some of the most fun times I've ever had in my adult life.

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Sorry if you hate America. Xmas Eve/ Xmas/ NYE/ 4th of July on that street were some of the most fun times I've ever had in my adult life.

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Well see only two of those days you listed are fireworks days. Christmas fireworks are trashy as frick

If you and your cousins didn’t shoot Roman candles and bottle rockets at each other on Christmas Eve while the adults were inside playing bourré, you’re a carpetbagger.

Oh my… getting a lit cigarette from an adult to light explosives of death and dog scaring. Reminds me of so many holiday memories that I hold dear. How did anyone, let alone girls, ever survive that?!?

Good Lord, people are such pansies these days.