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I was almost put in a VERY bad position tonight - Christmas Dinner Boogaloo

Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:43 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:43 pm
While having Christmas Eve dinner with my wife & kids, we hear 6 shots ring out right in front of our house. I immediately jump up and look out the front door to see a man at the corner of my yard under the streetlamp yelling obscenities and waving a gun around. He sees me on my front porch and immediately starts heading toward me with a hurried, pissed off walk.

I quickly went back in the house, locked the door, grabbed my Sig, had my family to get away from the dinner table (windows) and into a spot I could defend, killed the interior lights, and called 911.

We live in a rural part of a large rural county, so it took about 15 minutes for a deputy to arrive. The dispatcher called and asked that I disarm since the deputy was pulling up. She said he would speak with me when wrapping up, but he didn’t.

After they all left, I called dispatch and was connected with the officer.

It turns out that a young local kid hit a deer coming out of my yard and called his father for help. Before the dad arrived, a person pulled over and started yelling obscenities at the kid and passersby about how inhumane it was to let the deer suffer. That’s when he retrieved a handgun from his car and shot the deer several times in rapid order. Strangely enough, he gutshot the wounded deer. Then he stood around yelling more obscenities and waving around his gun before taking off. The kid got the idiot’s tag number, so hopefully the deputies can track him down.

This brings me to my scary moment.

What if this idiot had came to my front porch and started banging on the door? The only info I had at that moment was that a crazy man was cursing and shooting outside.

I’m afraid I would have had to shoot this man, which would most likely have changed all of our lives for the worse.

Scary how a dumbass decision can turn lives around so quickly.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 7:44 pm
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32978 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:45 pm to
Sounds like you being a pussy is the only thing that might have put someone in danger.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13323 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:46 pm to
Merry Christmas 2021
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Sounds like you being a pussy is the only thing that might have put someone in danger.


Preparing to defend my family against a crazy person is “being a pussy”?

Interesting
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19636 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:47 pm to
Sounds like you have room to bury his body
Posted by TheGhostOfBigLee
Member since Oct 2018
1040 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:49 pm to
Move out da hood baw
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

wife


Pics
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10767 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I immediately jump up and look out the front door to see a man


quote:

It turns out that a young local kid hit a deer


‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and shots rang by my house… When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a confused teenager and one crippled reindeer.”

Posted by MrWalkingMan
Republic of West Florida
Member since Aug 2010
7847 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

I’m afraid I would have had to shoot this man, which would most likely have changed all of our lives for the worse.


Not necessarily. What was his race?
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 7:51 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:51 pm to
Whitey
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135290 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

we hear 6 shots ring out right in front of our house


Chicago? New Orleans? Minneapolis?
Posted by AgCoug
Houston
Member since Jan 2014
6514 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

S ounds like you being a pussy is the only thing that might have put someone in danger.


That’s a shitty response.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104149 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:11 pm to
This is what my team of Gurkha mercenaries is for.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
34617 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:11 pm to
The cops in my city told me to make sure you drag him inside the house after shooting them.
Posted by DomincDecoco
RIP Ronnie fights Thoth’s loafers
Member since Oct 2018
11656 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Gurkha mercenaries


That one guy is a mountain climbing fool
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71178 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:13 pm to
We aren't going to have an OT left after this holiday season at the rate you baws are going.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19578 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:19 pm to
Displaced, I only wish I had more than one downvote to give you.
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7881 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

a spot I could defend, killed the

I was kind of let down after this
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
10340 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:21 pm to
Trailer park holiday.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23301 posts
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:24 pm to
He shot a deer 6 times at point blank in the gut to ‘put it out of its misery’? Dude was drunk or high or both. That’s not normal.
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