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I was almost put in a VERY bad position tonight - Christmas Dinner Boogaloo
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:43 pm
While having Christmas Eve dinner with my wife & kids, we hear 6 shots ring out right in front of our house. I immediately jump up and look out the front door to see a man at the corner of my yard under the streetlamp yelling obscenities and waving a gun around. He sees me on my front porch and immediately starts heading toward me with a hurried, pissed off walk.
I quickly went back in the house, locked the door, grabbed my Sig, had my family to get away from the dinner table (windows) and into a spot I could defend, killed the interior lights, and called 911.
We live in a rural part of a large rural county, so it took about 15 minutes for a deputy to arrive. The dispatcher called and asked that I disarm since the deputy was pulling up. She said he would speak with me when wrapping up, but he didn’t.
After they all left, I called dispatch and was connected with the officer.
It turns out that a young local kid hit a deer coming out of my yard and called his father for help. Before the dad arrived, a person pulled over and started yelling obscenities at the kid and passersby about how inhumane it was to let the deer suffer. That’s when he retrieved a handgun from his car and shot the deer several times in rapid order. Strangely enough, he gutshot the wounded deer. Then he stood around yelling more obscenities and waving around his gun before taking off. The kid got the idiot’s tag number, so hopefully the deputies can track him down.
This brings me to my scary moment.
What if this idiot had came to my front porch and started banging on the door? The only info I had at that moment was that a crazy man was cursing and shooting outside.
I’m afraid I would have had to shoot this man, which would most likely have changed all of our lives for the worse.
Scary how a dumbass decision can turn lives around so quickly.
I quickly went back in the house, locked the door, grabbed my Sig, had my family to get away from the dinner table (windows) and into a spot I could defend, killed the interior lights, and called 911.
We live in a rural part of a large rural county, so it took about 15 minutes for a deputy to arrive. The dispatcher called and asked that I disarm since the deputy was pulling up. She said he would speak with me when wrapping up, but he didn’t.
After they all left, I called dispatch and was connected with the officer.
It turns out that a young local kid hit a deer coming out of my yard and called his father for help. Before the dad arrived, a person pulled over and started yelling obscenities at the kid and passersby about how inhumane it was to let the deer suffer. That’s when he retrieved a handgun from his car and shot the deer several times in rapid order. Strangely enough, he gutshot the wounded deer. Then he stood around yelling more obscenities and waving around his gun before taking off. The kid got the idiot’s tag number, so hopefully the deputies can track him down.
This brings me to my scary moment.
What if this idiot had came to my front porch and started banging on the door? The only info I had at that moment was that a crazy man was cursing and shooting outside.
I’m afraid I would have had to shoot this man, which would most likely have changed all of our lives for the worse.
Scary how a dumbass decision can turn lives around so quickly.
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:45 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Sounds like you being a pussy is the only thing that might have put someone in danger.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:46 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Merry Christmas 2021
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:47 pm to Displaced
quote:
Sounds like you being a pussy is the only thing that might have put someone in danger.
Preparing to defend my family against a crazy person is “being a pussy”?
Interesting
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:47 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Sounds like you have room to bury his body
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:49 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Move out da hood baw
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:50 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
I immediately jump up and look out the front door to see a man
quote:
It turns out that a young local kid hit a deer
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas and shots rang by my house… When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a confused teenager and one crippled reindeer.”
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:50 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I’m afraid I would have had to shoot this man, which would most likely have changed all of our lives for the worse.
Not necessarily. What was his race?
This post was edited on 12/24/21 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:52 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
we hear 6 shots ring out right in front of our house
Chicago? New Orleans? Minneapolis?
Posted on 12/24/21 at 7:53 pm to Displaced
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S ounds like you being a pussy is the only thing that might have put someone in danger.
That’s a shitty response.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
This is what my team of Gurkha mercenaries is for.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger
The cops in my city told me to make sure you drag him inside the house after shooting them.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:12 pm to Jim Rockford
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Gurkha mercenaries
That one guy is a mountain climbing fool
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:13 pm to Eli Goldfinger
We aren't going to have an OT left after this holiday season at the rate you baws are going.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:19 pm to Displaced
Displaced, I only wish I had more than one downvote to give you.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:21 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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a spot I could defend, killed the
I was kind of let down after this
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:21 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Trailer park holiday.
Posted on 12/24/21 at 8:24 pm to Eli Goldfinger
He shot a deer 6 times at point blank in the gut to ‘put it out of its misery’? Dude was drunk or high or both. That’s not normal.
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