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Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:34 pm
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:34 pm
My second roommate after school turned out to be the biggest player I'd ever met.
He'd prowl the city bars and sometimes bring home 3 different women a week – some hot, some not.
One gal didn't like his morning brush-off, so she kicked in the sheetrock in his bedroom, the hallway and our living room with her big designer boots as she stormed out.
One pretty, younger gal ran out crying and drove off in a fancy Mercedes coupe parked nearby.
Another snuck into my room after I left for work and stole all of my men's toiletries.
No more roommates after that – until the wife (no pics).
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He'd prowl the city bars and sometimes bring home 3 different women a week – some hot, some not.
One gal didn't like his morning brush-off, so she kicked in the sheetrock in his bedroom, the hallway and our living room with her big designer boots as she stormed out.
One pretty, younger gal ran out crying and drove off in a fancy Mercedes coupe parked nearby.
Another snuck into my room after I left for work and stole all of my men's toiletries.
No more roommates after that – until the wife (no pics).
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What you got?
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Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:36 pm to WB Davis
At least he didn’t finger your dog’s butthole.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:36 pm to redstick13
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At least he didn’t finger your dog’s butthole.
that he's aware of
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:37 pm to 777Tiger
I don’t believe you
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:38 pm to WB Davis
My dorm roommate my freshman year of college was in a frat that had to hold an intervention for him because he was cutting himself. I was in the room when they all stopped by and it was super awkward. Fast forward to the summer and he killed himself because his GF broke up with him.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:39 pm to WB Davis
My randomly assigned freshman roommate at LSU was a Jesuit alum 
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:40 pm to Packer
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Fast forward to the summer and he killed himself because his GF broke up with him.
Well he showed her.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:40 pm to nicholastiger
quote:I just Googled the guy.
I don’t believe you
Never married, he died of COVID in 2021.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:41 pm to WB Davis
college roommate refused to entertain in his bedroom, always mine. it became a joke, but one time i came home after an early class, went to open the door and his guest same busting out thru the door, wearing only my bedsheets, and took off screaming & running down calhoun avenue towards st charles
i go inside and the room is in complete shambles, shite knocked over everywhere, unidentifiable solids and liquids all over the bed, and he's laying there buck nekkid laughing his arse off like a maniac
i go inside and the room is in complete shambles, shite knocked over everywhere, unidentifiable solids and liquids all over the bed, and he's laying there buck nekkid laughing his arse off like a maniac
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:42 pm to WB Davis
My current roommate(my wife) doesn't clean up after herself. That's all i got... 
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:43 pm to nicholastiger
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I don’t believe you
que?
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:45 pm to WB Davis
I fricked your mom too. Just fyi
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:47 pm to WB Davis
Freshman year. Standard cinder block dorm room.
Walk in and roommate has already moved in. He had a keyboard, two guitars, a cello, microphone, and a small sound mixer set up.
It was a long year.
Walk in and roommate has already moved in. He had a keyboard, two guitars, a cello, microphone, and a small sound mixer set up.
It was a long year.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:49 pm to cgrand
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unidentifiable solids
He PIIHB and got a surprise
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:51 pm to cgrand
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unidentifiable solids
This post was edited on 10/2/23 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:51 pm to WB Davis
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WB Davis
Bruh, if you're complaining because you didn't pull any trim as your roomie's wingman, shame on you. The horror
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:53 pm to WB Davis
My only roommate post college had "SYDWAYZ" as a license plate and would call me downstairs to watch YT videos of cars doing donuts
He also bought his girlfriend a puppy, but she didn't want it, and then he found out she was cheating on him, so we were stuck with this puppy that tore up our townhouse and cried all the time and the owners daughter lived next to us and heard the puppy and he didn't tell the owners so we got kicked out.
He was the worst
He also bought his girlfriend a puppy, but she didn't want it, and then he found out she was cheating on him, so we were stuck with this puppy that tore up our townhouse and cried all the time and the owners daughter lived next to us and heard the puppy and he didn't tell the owners so we got kicked out.
He was the worst
Posted on 10/2/23 at 3:55 pm to WB Davis
Used to have a roommate who always got drunk with his friends and had people spending the night to the point where every time I’m leaving to go to work or school there’s some random dude sleeping on the couch. I know you’ll say sorry for partying but shite gets old fast especially on weekdays. He also would routinely trash the kitchen and steal my parking spot (the three of us had an unspoken agreement on parking spots), and he was in a band that practiced loudly every Sunday. Needless to say I got out of there a few months after he moved in.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:00 pm to WB Davis
We had a 4 person dorm, two suites and a common bathroom. My roommate was handicapped (polio) and the guys in the other suite didn't like him. One of the guys was rah-rah military and in ROTC.
One day my roommate came home the ROTC guy had devised a knife to swing down from the ceiling when the door was opened. Scared my roommate so much he moved out that day.
Now, I don't condone what ROTC guy did at all; but it's my story.
ROTC guy would routinely soak his boots in our sink. He could be a real bastard sometimes.
However, ROTC guy and his roommate took off on a honda 100 cc to see the first space shuttle launch. You may remember that it was delayed 3 days. The didn't plan on that and spent those nights sleeping under the Florida stars. On the way back, blew a back tire and spent whatever money they had left replacing it. They were a sight when they got back to the dorm; but they saw the first shuttle launch.
One day my roommate came home the ROTC guy had devised a knife to swing down from the ceiling when the door was opened. Scared my roommate so much he moved out that day.
Now, I don't condone what ROTC guy did at all; but it's my story.
ROTC guy would routinely soak his boots in our sink. He could be a real bastard sometimes.
However, ROTC guy and his roommate took off on a honda 100 cc to see the first space shuttle launch. You may remember that it was delayed 3 days. The didn't plan on that and spent those nights sleeping under the Florida stars. On the way back, blew a back tire and spent whatever money they had left replacing it. They were a sight when they got back to the dorm; but they saw the first shuttle launch.
Posted on 10/2/23 at 4:00 pm to WB Davis
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One pretty, younger gal ran out crying and drove off in a fancy Mercedes coupe parked nearby.
Omg what an insane horror story!! Add this to to the Pegasus "story that gives you chills" thread pls
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